July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I don't want to frighten you but
There are flames coming from that hut
Let's run outside
A fire engine ride
Might just get me out of my rut!

I didn't think I'd end up in jail

I didn't think I'd end up in jail
What I did was beyond the pale

I didn't think I'd end up in jail
What I did was beyond the pale,
I just got tempted

I didn’t think I’d end up in jail
What I did was beyond the pale
I just got tempted
‘‘twas not preempted

I didn’t think I’d end up in jail
What I did was beyond the pale
I just got tempted
‘‘twas not preempted
Now I need some money for bail

No more explosives for me

No more explosives for me
Guy Fawkes was my hero, you see

No more explosives for me
Guy Fawkes was my hero, you see
I will be law-abiding

No more explosives for me
Guy Fawkes was my hero, you see
I’ll be law-abiding
Go into hiding ?

No more explosives for me
Guy Fawkes was my hero, you see
I’ll be law-abiding
Go into hiding ?
I really do want to be free.

Next week I am going on a cruise

Next week I am going on a cruise
If the judge says I have paid my dues

Next week I am going on a cruise
If the judge says I have paid my dues
So Norway for me

Next week I am going on a cruise
If the judge says I have paid my dues
So Norway for me
Fiords I shall see

Next week I am going on a cruise
If the judge says I have paid my dues
So Norway for me
Fiords I shall see
And, of course, drink plenty of booze

I hope to get blotto each night

I hope to get blotto each night
You’ll get to the cabin quite tight

I hope to get blotto each night
You'll get to the cabin quite tight
I'll eat all day long

I hope to get blotto each night
You'll get to the cabin quite tight
I'll eat all day long
Then burst into song

I hope to get blotto each night
You'll get to the cabin quite tight
I'll eat all day long
Then burst into song
While viewing the great Northern Light.

Next, the Mediterranean sea,

Next, the Mediterranean sea
That sounds like a great treat to me

Next the Mediterranean sea
That sound like a great treat to me
I'll stop off in France

Next the Mediterranean sea
That sounds like a great treat to me
I'll stop off in France
And give Cannes a glance

Next the Mediterranean sea
That sounds like a great treat to me
I'll stop off in France
And give Cannes a glance
And my answer to him will be "Oui!"

I'll remember this trip with a smile

I'll remember this trip with a smile
It's best one I've had by a mile

I'll remember this trip with a smile
It's best one I've had by a mile
We'll always have Paris

I'll remember this trip with a smile
It's best one I've had by a mile
We'll always have Paris
Me and Rick Harris

I'll remember this trip with a smile
It's best one I've had by a mile
We'll always have Paris
Me and Rick Harris
He will stay in his club for a while

But maybe there will be a sequel