July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

We went on a coach trip to Bath
We walked on a long winding path

We went on a coach trip to Bath
We walked on a long winding path
I fell in the mud

We went on a coach trip to Bath
We walked on a long winding path
I fell in the mud
The trip was a dud

We went on a coach trip to Bath
We walked on a long winding path
I fell in the mud
The trip was a dud
We split up in the aftermath

U.K. is full of dialects

U.K. is full of dialects
And plenty of small rivulets

U.K. is full of dialects
And plenty of small rivulets
Sometimes called brooks

U.K. is full of dialects
And plenty of small rivulets
Sometimes called brooks
And used by the ducks

U.K. is full of dialects
And plenty of small rivulets
Sometimes called brooks
And used by the ducks
Which are very well kept

I need a front door for my hall

I need a front door for my hall
I’d like to impress those who call

I need a front door for my hall
I’d like to impress those who call
Perhaps fancy glass

I need a front door for my hall
I’d like to impress those who call
Perhaps fancy glass
So people don’t pass

I need a front door for my hall
I’d like to impress those who call
Perhaps fancy glass
So people don’t pass
Without turning their head at all.

I’m quite a big show-off they say

I’m quite a big show-off they say
To see you many would pay

I’m quite a big show-off they say
To see you many would pay
I love to dance round

I’m quite a big show-off they say
To see you many would pay
I love to dance round
And make lots of sound

The young are into technology
Aunt Mabel likes astrology
The older are bolder

I’m quite a big show-off they say
To see you many would pay
I love to dance round
And make lots of sound
And when the sun shines I make hay

This Summer may be a washout

libra - I think you’re new, so Welcome ….just a reminder, try and complete the previous limerick , before starting a new one, and only one line at a time. Thanks

This Summer may be a washout
But today there’s some sun about

This Summer may be a washout
But today there’s some sun about
It won’t last for long

@CrazyH

I'm not new. By mistake, I was following a limerick started on a previous page.
Hadn't realised the thread was so long.
Apologies

libra - no worries

This Summer may be a washout
But today there’s some sun about
It won’t last for long
But that seems so wrong

This Summer may be a washout
But today there’s some sun about
It won’t last for long
But that seems so wrong
"Please keep on shining!" I shout

But soon it will be too darn hot

But soon it will be too darn hot
And we’ll be mourning on the dot

Sorry
But soon it will be too darn hot
And we’ll be moaning on the dot