July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I love the word games on my phone
They are great to play all alone
There's no arguing
That’s not surprising

I love the word games I play on my phone
They are great to play all alone
There’s no arguing
That’s not surprising
The best games come from Vodafone

I’m sitting here feeling quite bored

I’m sitting here feeling quite bored
May as well do the washing load,

I'm sitting here feeling quite bored
May as well do the washing load
It won't do itself

I'm sitting here feeling quite bored
May as well do the washing load
It won't do itself
It will need myself

I'm sitting here feeling quite bored
May as well do the washing load
It won't do itself
It will need myself
A servant I just can’t afford

Ooops

If I had un-limited funds

If I had unlimited funds
I’d buy homes for all of my sons

If I had unlimited funds
I’d buy homes for all of my sons
With large granny flats

If I had unlimited funds
I’d buy homes for all of my sons
With large granny flats
For long, cosy chats

If I had unlimited funds
I’d buy homes for all of my sons
With large granny flats
For long, cosy chats
Daughter in laws have now bought guns

I once got called overbearing

I once got called overbearing
But I thought I was just sharing

I once got called overbearing
But I thought I was just sharing
Trying hard to be nice

I once got called overbearing
But I thought I was just sharing
Trying hard to be nice
With talk I thought twice

I once got called overbearing
But I thought I was just sharing
Trying hard to be nice
With talk I thought twice
So now I am thought uncaring.

There are days when you just can’t win

There are days when you just can’t win
On these days I just drink more gin

There are days when you really can’t win
On these days I just drink more gin
I just hits the spot

There are days when you really can’t win
On these days I just drink more gin
It just hits the spot
A drunkard I’m not

There are days when you really can't win
On these days I just drink more gin
It just hits the spot
A drunkard I'm not
But I like a glass with my friend Lynn

She really knows how to party

She really knows how to party
And also likes to drink Bacardi

She really knows how to party
And also likes to drink Bacardi
Then dance through the night

She really knows how to party
And also likes to drink Bacardi
Then dance through the night
Her feet are so light

She really knows how to party
And also likes to drink Bacardi
Then dance through the night
Her feet are so light
Her clothes are often called "tarty"

Mother wouldn't let us wear jeans

Mother wouldn't let us wear jeans
Said ‘twas for cowboys with no means

Mother wouldn’t let us wear jeans
Said ‘‘twas for cowboys with no means
Instead we wore frocks