July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I once saw giraffe in a mac
A handsome guy, with a strong back
His neck it was long
He looked healthy and strong

(What does mac mean, Bumface? You saw a giraffe in a computer?)

GoldenLady

I once saw giraffe in a mac
A handsome guy, with a strong back
His neck it was long
He looked healthy and strong

(What does mac mean, Bumface? You saw a giraffe in a computer?)

No, I am old school, I meant raincoat. Thanks for reminding me there is more than one kind of mac these days.

I once saw giraffe in a mac
A handsome guy, with a strong back
His neck it was long
He looked healthy and strong
Agility, he did not lack

He danced across to the lions

He danced across to the lions
Who, sadly, were locked up in irons

He danced across to the lions
Who, sadly, were locked up in irons
Please, just let them free

He danced across to the lions
Who, sadly, were locked up in irons
Please, just let them free
They’re harmless you see

He danced across to the lions
Who, sadly, were locked up in irons
Please, just let them free
They’re harmless you see
And they've been around for eons

The lion cubs jumped from their cage

The lion cubs jumped from their cage
Their strength is really hard to gauge

The lion cubs jumped from their cage
Their strength is really hard to gauge
My new kitten, perhaps?

The lion cubs jumped from their cage
Their strength is really hard to gauge
My new kitten perhaps?
Could calm these fierce chaps

The lion cubs jumped from their cage
Their strength is really hard to gauge
My new kitten perhaps?
Could calm these fierce chaps
But careful, they'll be in a rage

Was cruel to keep them locked up

Was cruel to keep them locked up
They're cute when they drink from a cup

Was cruel to keep them locked up
They're cute when they drink from a cup
They growl and they purr

Was cruel to keep them locked up
They're cute when they drink from a cup
They growl and they purr
Whether he or her

Was cruel to keep them locked up
They're cute when they drink from a cup
They growl and they purr
Whether he or her
The noises they make wake me up

They're particularly boisterous at night

They're particularly boisterous at night
They've given me quite a big fright

They're particularly boisterous at night
They've given me quite a big fright
Growling lions in my bed

They're particularly boisterous at night
They've given me quite a big fright
Growling lions in my bed
Get inside my head

They're particularly boisterous at night
They've given me quite a big fright
Growling lions in my bed
Get into my head
And, of course, I fear they might bite

I have nightmares or I can't sleep

I have nightmares or I can't sleep
Instead, I should try counting sheep

I have nightmares or I can't sleep
Instead, I should try counting sheep
But they turn into cubs

I have nightmares or I can't sleep
Instead, I should try counting sheep
But they turn into cubs
Rather dream of pubs

I have nightmares or I can't sleep
Instead, I should try counting sheep
But they turn into cubs
Rather dream of pubs
Than wake with duvet in a heap

A small pub I would love to run

A small pub I would love to run
I think it would be lots of fun

A small pub I would love to run
I think it would be lots of fun
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