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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

GoldenLady Thu 02-Jan-25 14:51:32

A happy new year to you all
The long and the short and the tall
The fat and the slim
The bright and the dim

crazyH Thu 02-Jan-25 17:32:23

A happy new year to you all
The long and the short and the tall
The fat and the slim
The bright and the dim
Shall we meet up and have a ball?

My blue silk gown needs a pressing

Indigo8 Thu 02-Jan-25 20:52:01

My blue silk gown meeds pressing
Hair needs styling and unmessing

crazyH Thu 02-Jan-25 21:43:59

My blue silk gown meeds pressing
Hair needs styling and unmessing
My face needs some paint

Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 12:41:09

My blue silk gown needs pressing
Hair needs styling and unmessing
My face needs some paint
A beauty I ain't

Gwyllt Fri 03-Jan-25 15:01:48

A happy new year to you all
The long and the short and the tall
The fat and the slim
And those who drink gin

Gwyllt Fri 03-Jan-25 15:08:13

My blue silk gown needs pressing
Hair needs styling and unmessing
My face needs some paint
A beauty I ain't
Even worse when seen undressing

The evening was absolutely fantastic

crazyH Fri 03-Jan-25 16:01:34

The evening was so fantastic
But my date was too bombastic

Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 16:35:17

The evening was so fantastic
But my date was too bombastic
So I sneaked away

Jane71 Fri 03-Jan-25 16:46:02

The evening was so fantastic
But my date was too bombastic
So I sneaked away
Try another day

GoldenLady Fri 03-Jan-25 19:29:33

The evening was so fantastic
But my date was too bombastic
So I sneaked away
Try another day
Maybe someone a little less drastic

There's plenty of fish in the sea

Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 20:52:26

There's plenty more fish in the sea
The dating app, so called, tells me

NanKate Sat 04-Jan-25 08:10:58

There's plenty more fish in the sea
The dating app, so called, tells me
I’m looking love and romance

Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 08:57:00

There's plenty more fish in the sea
The dating app, so called, tells me
Looking for romance
I'll just take a chance

Jane71 Sat 04-Jan-25 12:40:52

There's plenty more fish in the sea
The dating app, so called, tells me
Looking for romance
I'll just take a chance
That someone will want a divorcee

Its quite a few years since we split

crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 14:54:02

Its quite a few years since we split
And he ran away with that twit

GoldenLady Sat 04-Jan-25 15:58:05

Its quite a few years since we split
And he ran away with that twit
A good movie plot

crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 17:24:59

Its quite a few years since we split
When he ran away with that twit
A good movie plot
Think I’ll take a shot

Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 09:30:30

And try and find someone's who's fit

I'm hoping New Year brings new man

Jane71 Mon 06-Jan-25 11:39:41

I'm hoping New Year brings new man
Someone to share my life's span

Indigo8 Mon 06-Jan-25 13:51:45

I'm hoping New Year brings new man
Someone to share my life's span
I want someone kind

GoldenLady Mon 06-Jan-25 17:14:59

I'm hoping New Year brings new man
Someone to share my life's span
I want someone kind
Great body and mind

Indigo8 Wed 08-Jan-25 09:49:26

I'm hoping New Year brings new man
Someone to share my life's span
I want someone kind
Great body and mind
Well, at least that's what is the plan

I'm fed up and cold in my house

henetha Wed 08-Jan-25 10:12:37

I'm fed up and cold in my house
And just seen another damned mouse,

crazyH Wed 08-Jan-25 12:05:08

I'm fed up and cold in my house
And just seen another damned mouse,
Run off with my cheese

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