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July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

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Indigo8 Sat 01-Mar-25 20:41:51

Her hotel had a well stocked bar
To walk there wasn't far
We drank a few shots
While wearing culottes
And watched a film on Myanmar

We thought we'd go on to a club

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Justjoined Mon 03-Mar-25 21:31:58

We thought we'd go on to a club
But Sheila fell into a shrub

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Indigo8 Tue 04-Mar-25 10:50:04

We thought we'd go on to a club
But Sheila fell into a shrub
Couldn't get her out

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crazyH Tue 04-Mar-25 11:07:40

We thought we'd go on to a club
But Sheila fell into a shrub
Couldn't get her out
I gave her a clout

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Indigo8 Tue 04-Mar-25 20:05:47

We thought we'd go on to a club
But Sheila fell into a shrub
Couldn't get her out
I gave her a clout
Then left her and went to the pub

The pub was full of drunken men

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Mar-25 15:56:58

The pub was full of drunken men
So I forgot Sheila again

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crazyH Wed 05-Mar-25 23:48:52

The pub was full of drunken men
So I forgot Sheila again
A guy called Mickey

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Indigo8 Thu 06-Mar-25 19:58:08

The pub was full of drunken men
So I forgot Sheila again
A guy called Mickey
Gave me a hickey

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Mar-25 15:33:11

The pub was full of drunken men
So I forgot Sheila again
A guy called Mickey
Gave me a hickey
And Sheila went home to her hen.

Her pet hen lays expensive eggs

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Indigo8 Sat 08-Mar-25 21:39:58

Her pet hen lays expensive eggs
That hatch into chicks with pink legs

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Mar-25 15:58:18

Her pet hen lays expensive eggs
That hatch into chicks with pink legs
They are rather weird

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Indigo8 Sun 09-Mar-25 17:07:46

Her pet hen lays expensive eggs
They hatch into chicks with pink legs
They are rather weird
As each has a beard

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crazyH Mon 10-Mar-25 08:26:00

Her pet hen lays expensive eggs
They hatch into chicks with pink legs
They are rather weird
As each has a beard
I’d say they all look like our Meg’s

There are some weird things going on

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Mar-25 10:57:45

There are some weird things going on
I think it is some kind of con

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VB000 Mon 10-Mar-25 11:23:32

There are some weird things going on
I think it is some kind of con
They think we're silly

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Mar-25 17:08:13

There are some weird things going on
I think it is some kind of con
They think we're silly
Brainless and frilly

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crazyH Mon 10-Mar-25 18:14:13

There are some weird things going on
I think it is some kind of con
They think we're silly
Brainless and frilly
And before you know it, they’re gone

I told my friend I saw a ghost

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Justjoined Mon 10-Mar-25 18:36:04

I told my friend I saw a ghost
She looked aghast and dropped her toast

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Mar-25 19:22:20

I told my friend I saw a ghost
She looked aghast and dropped her toast
She thought it was Fred

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Mar-25 19:25:11

I told my friend I saw a ghost
She looked aghast and dropped her toast
She thought it was Fred
Who for years has been dead

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Indigo8 Tue 11-Mar-25 14:38:44

I told a friend I saw a ghost
She looked aghast and dropped her toast
She thought it was Fred
Who for years has been dead
She's jealous 'cos I've seen him most

Today I look a total mess

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52bright Thu 13-Mar-25 00:19:19

Today I look a total mess
I really need a brand new dress

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VB000 Thu 13-Mar-25 12:35:20

Today I look a total mess
I really need a brand new dress
For Fred to admire

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Mar-25 15:31:56

Today I look a total mess
I really need a brand new dress
For Fred to admire
Or myself to inspire

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crazyH Thu 13-Mar-25 16:08:57

Today I look a total mess
I really need a brand new dress
For Fred to admire
Or myself to inspire
En route I’ll visit M&S

I still have a soft spot for Jeff

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