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July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Apr-25 16:36:55

His mother always wants to come
Although the idea's rather dumb

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crazyH Fri 25-Apr-25 16:43:51

His mother always wants to come
Tell you she’s a pain in the bum

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52bright Fri 25-Apr-25 20:56:47

His mother always want to come
Although the idea's rather dumb
Just leave her at home

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Apr-25 22:50:41

His mother always want to come
Although the idea's rather dumb
Just leave her at home
To write a new poem

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Magenta8 Wed 30-Apr-25 16:09:34

His mother always want to come
Although the idea's rather dumb
Just leave her at home
To write a new poem
He must learn to say "Bye bye mum"

He just must get out by himself

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GoldenLady Wed 30-Apr-25 21:21:49

He just must get out by himself
Accompanied at times by an elf

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Magenta8 Thu 01-May-25 08:15:42

He just must get out by himself
Accompanied at time by an elf
Or maybe a gnome

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Magenta8 Thu 01-May-25 08:16:50

He must get out by himself
Accompanied at times by an elf
Or maybe a gnome

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crazyH Thu 01-May-25 16:53:27

He must get out by himself
Accompanied at times by an elf
Or maybe a gnome
Far away from home

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GoldenLady Fri 02-May-25 15:19:45

He must get out by himself
Accompanied at times by an elf
Or maybe a gnome
Far away from home
While Mum stays home on the shelf

The horses are running tomorrow

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Magenta8 Sat 03-May-25 21:20:59

The horses are running tomorrow
No money to bet, what sorrow!

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52bright Sun 04-May-25 21:53:26

The horses are running tomorrow
No money to bet, what sorrow!
Try lotto instead

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crazyH Mon 05-May-25 00:16:09

The horses are running tomorrow
No money to bet, what sorrow!
Try lotto instead
Or just go to bed

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52bright Mon 05-May-25 00:29:24

The horses are running tomorrow
No money to bet, what sorrow!
Try lotto instead
Or just go to bed
Or find someone 'soft' and borrow

It's ok if you can pay back

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Magenta8 Mon 05-May-25 14:45:15

It's ok if you can pay back
But if you cash totally lack

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GoldenLady Mon 05-May-25 15:25:25

It's ok if you can pay back
But if you cash totally lack
You might go to jail

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52bright Mon 05-May-25 23:45:19

It's ok if you can pay back
But if you cash totally lack
You might go to jail
If payment you fail

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Magenta8 Sun 11-May-25 14:58:38

It's ok if you can pay back
But if you cash totally lack
You might go to jail
If payment you fail
Even from your work get the sack

It's best just to spend what you earn

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BrightandBreezy Thu 15-May-25 21:35:04

It's best to just spend what you earn
But some people just never learn

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GoldenLady Fri 16-May-25 15:22:48

It's best to just spend what you earn
But some people just never learn
Can you spare a ten?

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Magenta8 Fri 16-May-25 15:43:29

It's best to just spend what you earn
But some people just never learn
Can you spare a ten?
Pay back? Don't know when

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BrightandBreezy Sat 17-May-25 00:15:50

It's best to just spend what you earn
But some people just never learn
Can you spare a ten?
Pay back? Don't know when
To lend cash, I think it's your turn

I need some to go on a cruise

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GoldenLady Sat 17-May-25 00:46:45

I need some to go on a cruise
I plan to ignore the world news

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Magenta8 Sat 17-May-25 11:43:59

I need some to go on a cruise
I plan to ignore the world news
Relax on the deck

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GoldenLady Sat 17-May-25 15:51:49

I need some to go on a cruise
I plan to ignore the world news
Relax on the deck
Though it costs a big cheque

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