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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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BrightandBreezy Thu 26-Oct-23 00:17:43

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap
Don't not off, in case
traffic changes pace

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henetha Thu 26-Oct-23 10:20:15

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap
Don't nod off, in case
traffic changes pace
Or we encounter a speed trap.

So then it's a hefty great fine

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VB000 Thu 26-Oct-23 12:35:06

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time

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BrightandBreezy Fri 27-Oct-23 00:54:42

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Oct-23 14:47:24

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke
The judge a stern bloke

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crazyH Fri 27-Oct-23 16:12:42

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke
The judge a stern bloke
Ordered “clean the streets of all crime”

Then off I went, baton in hand

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henetha Sat 28-Oct-23 10:51:31

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,

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VB000 Mon 30-Oct-23 09:46:13

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,
Just like a Womble

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crazyH Mon 30-Oct-23 10:52:14

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,
Just like a Womble
Won’t ever grumble

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BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Oct-23 00:57:59

Then off I went baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land
Just like a Womble
Won't ever grumble
Just do the job so deadpanned.

A holiday I need to take

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Salti Tue 31-Oct-23 10:50:06

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake

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henetha Tue 31-Oct-23 11:03:19

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone

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VB000 Tue 31-Oct-23 12:48:32

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone
And won't bring my phone

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GoldenLady Tue 31-Oct-23 13:28:11

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone
And won't bring my phone
And rent a nice place by the lake.

But the cottage turned out to be haunted

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Salti Tue 31-Oct-23 14:51:12

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however, was undaunted

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crazyH Tue 31-Oct-23 15:50:08

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however, was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross

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BrightandBreezy Thu 02-Nov-23 11:34:29

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross
Never at a loss

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Salti Fri 03-Nov-23 09:28:53

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross
Never at a loss
Back from my sister's I sauntered

Her children scared the ghouls away

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henetha Fri 03-Nov-23 09:47:41

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play

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VB000 Fri 03-Nov-23 12:28:54

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved

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BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Nov-23 00:05:12

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved
All sweets shared and halved

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VB000 Mon 06-Nov-23 10:52:24

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved
All sweets shared and halved
They all were gone by the next day

Was time for sparklers and rockets

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Salti Mon 06-Nov-23 11:59:05

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets

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BrightandBreezy Fri 10-Nov-23 00:01:22

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets
Bright lights in the sky

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VB000 Fri 10-Nov-23 09:30:36

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets
Bright lights in the sky
Months are flying by

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