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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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BrightandBreezy Sun 12-Nov-23 00:30:17

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets
Bright lights in the sky
Months are flying by
For Christmas I'll gift some lockets.

Oh please don't lets talk Christmas yet

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Salti Sun 12-Nov-23 09:14:14

Oh please don't lets talk Christmas yet
I usually end up in debt

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VB000 Sun 12-Nov-23 11:11:19

Oh please don't lets talk Christmas yet
I usually end up in debt
Spending on crackers

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BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Nov-23 17:20:57

Oh please don't let's talk Christmas yet
I usually end up in debt
Spending on Crackers
Even maraccas

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Salti Wed 15-Nov-23 11:52:49

Oh please don't let's talk Christmas yet
I usually end up in debt
Spending on Crackers
Even maraccas
Means that I am starting to fret

I'm going to lose weight next year

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 12:54:59

I'm going to lose weight next year
Oh, I’ve heard that before, my dear

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VB000 Wed 15-Nov-23 14:11:36

I'm going to lose weight next year
Oh, I’ve heard that before, my dear
Just celery sticks

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 16:51:04

I'm going to lose weight next year
Oh, I’ve heard that before, my dear
Just celery sticks
No mid-morning ‘picks’

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 19:44:48

I'm going to lose weight next year
Oh, I've heard that before my dear
Just celery sticks
No mid morning 'picks'
This year will be good never fear

Gym added to daily routine

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Salti Sun 19-Nov-23 11:58:49

Gym added to daily routine
But I'm not really all that keen

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GoldenLady Sun 19-Nov-23 15:52:39

Gym added to daily routine
But I'm not really all that keen
Maybe I'll wait

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BrightandBreezy Sun 19-Nov-23 18:50:56

Gym added to daily routine
But I'm not really all that keen
Maybe I'll wait
Gym I really hate

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Nov-23 10:35:57

Gym added to daily routine
But I'm not really all that keen
Maybe I'll wait
Gym I really hate
But at least an attempt’s been seen

I can’t say that Lycra suits me

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Nov-23 20:01:41

I can’t say that Lycra suits me
Every bump and bulge you can see

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BrightandBreezy Mon 20-Nov-23 21:52:15

I can't say that lycra suits me
Every bump and bulge you can see
Rather do tap dance

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Salti Tue 21-Nov-23 11:04:05

I can't say that lycra suits me
Every bump and bulge you can see
Rather do tap dance
Good for my balance

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crazyH Tue 21-Nov-23 11:16:56

I can't say that lycra suits me
Every bump and bulge you can see
Rather do tap dance
Good for my balance
Perhaps a quick swim in the sea

When I was little, almost drowned

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Nov-23 14:26:19

When I was little, almost drowned
But swimming is fun, I have found

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BrightandBreezy Tue 21-Nov-23 19:24:07

When I was little, almost drowned
But swimming is fun, I have found
Don't like my swim cap

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crazyH Wed 22-Nov-23 00:10:41

When I was little, almost drowned
But swimming is fun, I have found
Don't like my swim cap
Puts me in a flap

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VB000 Wed 22-Nov-23 10:23:13

When I was little, almost drowned
But swimming is fun, I have found
Don't like my swim cap
Puts me in a flap
Even after tequila's downed

The parrots had a great idea

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BrightandBreezy Wed 22-Nov-23 22:40:11

The parrots had a great idea
That makes me a bit scared I fear

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Salti Sun 26-Nov-23 21:07:21

The parrots had a great idea
That makes me a bit scared I fear
They kidnapped the cat

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VB000 Mon 27-Nov-23 11:20:51

The parrots had a great idea
That makes me a bit scared I fear
They kidnapped the cat
Told him he was fat

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Nov-23 15:54:30

The winner got a bag of brazils
Resulting in squirrely thrills

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