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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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65KL Sat 23-Dec-23 20:11:42

White Christmas-a thing of the past
Or will snowflakes arrive here at last
Maybe a snow dance

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Salti Sun 24-Dec-23 08:44:51

White Christmas-a thing of the past
Or will snowflakes arrive here at last
Maybe a snow dance
Just give me a chance

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:06:13

White Christmas-a thing of the past
Or will snowflakes arrive here at last
Maybe a snow dance
Just give me a chance
The planet is warming too fast

I'd love to go play in the snow

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65KL Sun 24-Dec-23 21:36:58

I'd love to go play in the snow
Down a hill on a sleigh I go

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Dec-23 07:54:23

I'd love to go play in the snow
Down a hill on a sleigh I go
A snowman I’d make

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Gwyllt Tue 26-Dec-23 09:30:09

I'd love to go play in the snow
Down a hill on a sleigh I go
A snowman I’d make
Then I’d give it a shake

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henetha Tue 26-Dec-23 13:10:26

I'd love to go play in the snow
Down a hill on a sleigh I go
A snowman I’d make
Then give it a shake,
And tie his warm scarf in a bow.

But when it gets mild he will melt

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Dec-23 16:29:06

But when it gets mild he will melt
I remember the sadness I felt

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65KL Tue 26-Dec-23 20:05:49

But when it gets mild he will melt
I remember the sadness I felt
His eyes stare from ground

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BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 00:01:09

But when it gets mild he will melt
I remember the sadness I felt
His eyes stare from ground
I make a sad sound

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henetha Wed 27-Dec-23 11:49:20

But when it gets mild he will melt
I remember the sadness I felt
His eyes stare from ground
I make a sad sound
What a sorry hand he's been dealt.

But more snow might be along soon

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Dec-23 15:13:58

But more snow might be along soon
Perhaps before afternoon

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65KL Wed 27-Dec-23 20:00:30

But more snow might be along soon
Perhaps before afternoon
I might just stay in

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BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 20:50:38

But more snow might be along soon
Perhaps before afternoon
I might just stay in
Drink tonic with gin

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crazyH Thu 28-Dec-23 00:46:08

But more snow might be along soon
Perhaps before afternoon
I might just stay in
Drink tonic with gin
And my throw-over , what a boon !

You might call me a lazy lump

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Dec-23 08:46:12

You might call me a lazy lump
And think my house appears a dump

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crazyH Thu 28-Dec-23 12:45:57

You might call me a lazy lump
And think my house appears a dump
But my coffee is good

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Dec-23 15:32:50

You might call me a lazy lump
And think my house appears a dump
But my coffee is good
I drink more than I should

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65KL Fri 29-Dec-23 07:55:35

You might call me a lazy lump
And think my house appears a dump
But my coffee is good
I drink more than I should
And I often sit on my rump

This little lady dressed in pink

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Salti Fri 29-Dec-23 11:21:04

This little lady dressed in pink
Is teaching her brother to wink

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crazyH Fri 29-Dec-23 11:53:07

This little lady dressed in pink
Is teaching her brother to wink
But try as he may

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BrightandBreezy Sat 30-Dec-23 00:06:48

This little lady dressed in pink
Is teaching her brother to wink
But try as he may
It just does not pay

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65KL Sun 31-Dec-23 00:30:41

This little lady dressed in pink
Is teaching her brother to wink
But try as he may
It just dose not pay
He only has one eye - he blink

How did her brother lose his eye ?

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Dec-23 15:47:16

How did her brother lose his eye ?
Forgot where he placed it. Oh my.

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BrightandBreezy Wed 03-Jan-24 01:39:03

How did her brother lose his eye?
Forgot where he placed it, Oh my.
He was very drunk

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