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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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henetha Wed 03-Jan-24 10:08:07

How did her brother lose his eye?
Forgot where he placed it, Oh my.
He was very drunk
And slept in a trunk

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GoldenLady Wed 03-Jan-24 15:29:39

How did her brother lose his eye?
Forgot where he placed it, Oh my.
He was very drunk
And slept in a trunk
But somehow I think he won't die

Her sister is equally weird

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Salti Wed 03-Jan-24 20:06:09

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard

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65KL Wed 03-Jan-24 20:30:27

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests

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crazyH Wed 03-Jan-24 20:37:40

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests
Lays eggs with great zest

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BrightandBreezy Thu 04-Jan-24 19:54:29

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests
Lays eggs with great zest
Or that's what her MIL sneered.

But I don't think that's very nice

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crazyH Thu 04-Jan-24 20:22:35

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jan-24 08:55:10

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence

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BrightandBreezy Sat 06-Jan-24 16:17:24

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence
It doesn't make sense

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GoldenLady Sat 06-Jan-24 16:55:57

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence
It doesn't make sense
And the eggs have already hatched twice

And then there's an uncle, most odd,

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Mel1967 Sat 06-Jan-24 16:59:38

And then there’s an uncle, most odd
He worked in the most ridiculous job
The money was poor
And the man was a bore

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65KL Sat 06-Jan-24 21:20:15

And then there's an uncle, most odd
He worked in the most ridiculous job
The money was poor
The man was a bore
He loved being dressed as a cob

They had a noisy nosy niece

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Jan-24 17:11:32

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece

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BrightandBreezy Sun 07-Jan-24 23:53:11

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 07:56:38

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money
Not sweet as honey

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jan-24 08:03:38

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money
Not sweet as honey
And even family she’d fleece

A dressmaker from Dunedin

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VB000 Mon 08-Jan-24 10:20:04

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin

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Jane71 Mon 08-Jan-24 10:21:46

A dressmaker from Dunedin
In her shop was wounded in

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jan-24 11:46:51

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin
Sizes - so many

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jan-24 16:19:12

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin
Sizes - so many
But not worth a penny

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 18:34:16

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in biscuit tin
Sizes -so many
But not worth a penny
She'll find your lost one from within

Help! My dress has lost its stitches

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BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 16:17:28

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Jan-24 16:33:39

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed

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VB000 Wed 10-Jan-24 10:05:00

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed
I shouldn't have posed

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Jan-24 10:54:53

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed
I shouldn't have posed
Embarrassing are such hitches

In the past I could wear most styles

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