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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Jul-23 14:00:54

The winner got a bag of brazils
But eating them gave him the chills

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Jul-23 15:39:44

The winner got a bag of brazils
But eating them gave him the chills
They stuck in his teeth

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Crocus5 Wed 19-Jul-23 17:29:38

The winner got a bag of Brazil’s
But eating them gave him the chills
They stuck in his teeth
And also beneath

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Wenmore Wed 19-Jul-23 18:07:02

The winner got a bag of Brazil’s
But eating them gave him the chills
They stuck in his teeth
And also beneath
He's now given up nutty thrills

As she stood and surveyed her estate

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Crocus5 Wed 19-Jul-23 20:04:16

As she stood and surveyed her estate
A stranger appeared at the gate

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crazyH Wed 19-Jul-23 20:39:48

As she stood and surveyed her estate
A stranger appeared at the gate
Was dressed all in black

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Salti Wed 19-Jul-23 20:57:59

As she stood and surveyed her estate
A stranger appeared at the gate
Was dressed all in black
With a flasher mac'

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VB000 Fri 21-Jul-23 12:31:05

As she stood and surveyed her estate
A stranger appeared at the gate
Was dressed all in black
With a flasher mac'
"No worries" she thought, "Shame he's late"

She'd fantasised about this night

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jul-23 15:05:03

She'd fantasised about this night
The reality’s a delight

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crazyH Fri 21-Jul-23 16:00:22

She'd fantasised about this night
The reality’s a delight
She’s fallen in love

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Salti Fri 21-Jul-23 16:06:21

She'd fantasised about this night
The reality’s a delight
She’s fallen in love
Stars twinkle above

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Crocus5 Sat 22-Jul-23 09:15:24

She’d fantasised about this night
The reality’s a delight
She’s fallen in love
Stars twinkle above
And everything feels about right

Rain is forecast for the whole day

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VB000 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:59:39

Rain is forecast for the whole day
I had hoped to walk round the bay

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Crocus5 Tue 25-Jul-23 11:11:27

Rain is forecast for the whole day
I had hoped to walk around the bay
Will take my brolly

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:19:50

Rain is forecast for the whole day
I had hoped to walk around the bay
Will take my brolly
And shopping trolley

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:52:38

Rain is forecast for the whole day
I had hoped to walk around the bay
Will take my brolly
And shopping trolley
And go for my walk anyway.

The world is enveloped in heat

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Salti Wed 26-Jul-23 10:57:37

The world is enveloped in heat
Would blizzards be a welcome treat?

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jul-23 14:29:56

The world is enveloped in heat
Would blizzards be a welcome treat?
At least we'd be cool

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Jul-23 08:57:26

The world is enveloped in heat
Would blizzards be a welcome treat?
At least we'd be cool
But would then need fuel

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VB000 Thu 27-Jul-23 11:06:08

The world is enveloped in heat
Would blizzards be a welcome treat?
At least we'd be cool
But would then need fuel
And slippers for our chilly feet

Anyone fancy a Magnum?

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:13:53

Anyone fancy a Magnum
Double raspberry for my mum

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henetha Fri 28-Jul-23 10:38:42

Anyone fancy a Magnum
Double raspberry for my mum
That's why she's so plump

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GoldenLady Fri 28-Jul-23 13:45:32

The winner got a bag of brazils
But afterward needed some pills

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Salti Fri 28-Jul-23 19:12:45

Anyone fancy a Magnum
Double raspberry for my mum
That's why she's so plump
And is such a grump

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-Jul-23 19:33:57

Anyone fancy a Magnum?
Double raspberry for my mum
That's why she's so plump
And is such a grump
The extra weight's gone to her rump.

I'm asking here for diet tips

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