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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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keepcalmandcavachon Fri 28-Jul-23 23:09:37

I'm asking here for diet tips
As I'd rather like to slim my hips

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henetha Sat 29-Jul-23 10:07:03

I'm asking here for diet tips
As I'd rather like to slim my hips,
Move more and eat less

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GoldenLady Sat 29-Jul-23 15:22:17

I'm asking here for diet tips
As I'd rather like to slim my hips,
Move more and eat less
Which is hard, I confess

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NanKate Sat 29-Jul-23 22:21:12

I'm asking here for diet tips
As I'd rather like to slim my hips,
Move more and eat less
Which is hard, I confess
Whilst eating a bowl full of chips

I’m soaking my feet in the bath 🛁

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Jul-23 07:01:35

I’m soaking my feet in the bath 🛁
As I’d walked barefoot up the path

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GoldenLady Sun 30-Jul-23 15:05:58

I’m soaking my feet in the bath 🛁
As I’d walked barefoot up the path
Cold water's a pleasure

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 31-Jul-23 09:58:18

I'm soaking my feet in the bath
As I'd walked barefoot up the path
Cold water's a pleasure
Dive in at leisure

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henetha Mon 31-Jul-23 10:43:49

I'm soaking my feet in the bath
As I'd walked barefoot up the path
Cold water's a pleasure
Dive in at leisure
At the house of my Auntie Kath.

But watch out for Uncle Freddie

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VB000 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:02:19

But watch out for Uncle Freddie
Had a word with him already

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Salti Mon 31-Jul-23 11:15:53

But watch out for Uncle Freddie
Had a word with him already
A dirty old man

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henetha Mon 31-Jul-23 11:17:54

But watch out for Uncle Freddie
Had a word with him already
A dirty old man
Don't get in his van

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GoldenLady Mon 31-Jul-23 15:15:05

But watch out for Uncle Freddie
Had a word with him already
A dirty old man
Don't get in his van
Or you might end up feeling unsteady

My family's odd, without doubt

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Juliet27 Mon 31-Jul-23 20:46:01

My family's odd, without doubt
They’ve all had another strange bout

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Salti Tue 01-Aug-23 09:59:14

My family's odd, without doubt
They’ve all had another strange bout
Of laughter and mirthl

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VB000 Tue 01-Aug-23 10:49:34

My family's odd, without doubt
They’ve all had another strange bout
Of laughter and mirth
For all they were worth

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Salti Tue 01-Aug-23 11:54:19

My family's odd, without doubt
They’ve all had another strange bout
Of laughter and mirth
For all they were worth
Due to aunt Fanny's homemade stout

All the family drink like fish

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Aug-23 13:16:46

All the family drink like fish
And the dog drinks beer from his dish

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GoldenLady Tue 01-Aug-23 14:44:20

All the family drink like fish
And the dog drinks beer from his dish
We are happy and frisky

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Crocus5 Tue 01-Aug-23 17:35:11

The winner got a bag of brazils
To reward his excellent skills

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Crocus5 Tue 01-Aug-23 17:36:30

Don’t know what happened there!

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Salti Tue 01-Aug-23 17:40:02

All the family drink like fish
And the dog drinks beer from his dish
We are happy and frisky
And fond of whisky

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VB000 Wed 02-Aug-23 10:27:51

All the family drink like fish
And the dog drinks beer from his dish
We are happy and frisky
And fond of whisky
As long as my dad gets his wish

I'm the only one who drinks gin

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Crocus5 Wed 02-Aug-23 12:41:17

I'm the only one who drinks gin
Do others consider it sin?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Aug-23 16:24:37

I'm the only one who drinks gin
Do others consider it sin?
I'd be comatose

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VB000 Mon 07-Aug-23 10:31:32

I'm the only one who drinks gin
Do others consider it sin?
I'd be comatose
Or very morose

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