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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Jangran99 Thu 04-Apr-24 18:13:50

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay

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Gwyllt Thu 04-Apr-24 18:15:55

I saw stars and the Milky Way
While on my back in the hay

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crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 18:19:18

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue

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Gwyllt Thu 04-Apr-24 23:29:13

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue
So who should I sue

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crazyH Fri 05-Apr-24 00:04:48

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue
So who should I sue
I think that will be Farmer Ray

I heard he’s worth quite a penny

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VB000 Fri 05-Apr-24 09:26:32

I heard he’s worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny

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Crocus5 Fri 05-Apr-24 12:50:34

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Apr-24 15:58:22

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot
She might be a bot

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henetha Sun 07-Apr-24 10:17:38

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot
She might be a bot
Whichever, she'll not get any.

Farmer Ray has other big plans

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Salti Sun 07-Apr-24 15:06:11

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans

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Gwyllt Sun 07-Apr-24 15:41:52

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travelers moved in

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Crocus5 Sun 07-Apr-24 15:58:34

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travellers moved in
Caused a great big din

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Apr-24 07:49:24

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travellers moved in
Caused a great big din
You can’t say the neighbours are fans

Romany gypsies of the past

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crazyH Mon 08-Apr-24 19:59:21

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast

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Crocus5 Tue 09-Apr-24 07:56:42

Selling this and that

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Apr-24 08:19:17

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast
Selling this and that
Most of it was tat

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crazyH Tue 09-Apr-24 10:45:26

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast
Selling this and that
Most of it was tat
I say ‘no thanks’ and close doors fast

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’

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Salti Tue 09-Apr-24 11:52:03

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst

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VB000 Tue 09-Apr-24 13:39:42

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Apr-24 14:51:33

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea
In it was a flea

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henetha Wed 10-Apr-24 11:01:48

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea
In it was a flea
My rude response was unrehearsed.

They fled with my words in their ears

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crazyH Wed 10-Apr-24 11:15:22

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Apr-24 14:09:02

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
But the fleas stayed, alas,

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crazyH Wed 10-Apr-24 21:36:28

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
But the fleas stayed, alas,
Found some on the grass

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Apr-24 00:47:02

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
The fleas stayed, alas,
Found some on the grass
I'll tackle the lawn with some shears

I'm itchy and starting to scratch

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