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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Gwyllt Sat 30-Mar-24 09:06:19

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried

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henetha Sat 30-Mar-24 10:00:07

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Mar-24 10:32:00

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell

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crazyH Sat 30-Mar-24 22:51:35

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell
Then he picked her up and hurried

They limped their way to the bedroom

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Juliet27 Sun 31-Mar-24 08:25:32

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume

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Salti Sun 31-Mar-24 09:08:38

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row

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VB000 Sun 31-Mar-24 16:45:34

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Apr-24 10:06:54

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now
So he was an OK bridegroom

Good to hear mowing sounds again

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Salti Mon 01-Apr-24 10:18:53

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 00:41:03

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 08:31:19

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining

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henetha Tue 02-Apr-24 09:58:56

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining,
My lawn's full of moss, I complain.

The back garden's wet as a bog

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 10:27:52

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog

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Salti Tue 02-Apr-24 11:48:30

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?

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VB000 Tue 02-Apr-24 12:31:20

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 13:54:26

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise
Shame he’s hiding under a log.

I so enjoyed watching Popeye

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Gwyllt Tue 02-Apr-24 14:22:29

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 15:35:42

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But alas, he loved spinich

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 06:30:08

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish

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henetha Thu 04-Apr-24 10:23:39

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish
So please put it just in a pie.

My electric bike is so great

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Crocus5 Thu 04-Apr-24 15:19:59

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait

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crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 15:50:27

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal

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GoldenLady Thu 04-Apr-24 16:29:52

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
With this bike I wouldn't meddle

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 17:48:38

Altered to fit the rhythm !!

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle

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crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 18:03:27

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle,
I went head-on into a gate !

I saw stars and the Milky Way

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