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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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BrightandBreezy Fri 03-May-24 19:47:21

I'm fed up of working all day
I think I'll retire in May
Then off on a cruise

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Salti Fri 03-May-24 22:38:59

I'm fed up of working all day
I think I'll retire in May
Then off on a cruise
With plenty of booze

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 15:39:19

I'm fed up of working all day
I think I'll retire in May
Then off on a cruise
With plenty of booze
But we only will sail round the bay

I'll take up a hobby or two

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Mel1967 Wed 08-May-24 07:48:54

I’ll take up a hobby or two
Or perhaps I’ll go to the zoo

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VB000 Wed 08-May-24 08:58:43

I’ll take up a hobby or two
Or perhaps I’ll go to the zoo
No more early starts

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Gwyllt Wed 08-May-24 22:52:30

I’ll take up a hobby or two
Or perhaps I’ll go to the zoo
No more early starts
Could even take up darts

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Mel1967 Fri 10-May-24 08:17:16

I’ll take up a hobby or two
Or perhaps I’ll go to the zoo
No more early starts
Could even take up darts
I’ll do things I want yahoo

I’m taking my time to decide

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GoldenLady Fri 10-May-24 15:41:04

I’m taking my time to decide
Will do something I haven't tried

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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:47:11

I’m taking my time to decide
Will do something I haven't tried
Something that will shock

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GoldenLady Tue 14-May-24 01:43:23

I’m taking my time to decide
Will do something I haven't tried
Something that will shock
Perhaps stop the clock

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VB000 Tue 14-May-24 09:45:44

I’m taking my time to decide
Will do something I haven't tried
Something that will shock
Perhaps stop the clock
Sit by the sea and watch the tide

Nigella (or Love in the mist)

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Mel1967 Thu 16-May-24 07:59:32

Nigella (or love in the mist)
A plant that is well worth the risk

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Salti Thu 23-May-24 12:44:57

Nigella (or love in the mist)
A plant that is well worth the risk
They're pink, white and blue

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BrightandBreezy Sun 26-May-24 21:51:08

Nigella(or love in the mist)
A plant that is well worth the risk
They're pink, white and blue
I've one in my loo

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GoldenLady Thu 30-May-24 17:34:25

Nigella(or love in the mist)
A plant that is well worth the risk
They're pink, white and blue
I've one in my loo
It should be on your plant nursery list

Hooray, it is spring in full bloom

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soothed Thu 30-May-24 17:40:15

GoldenLady

Nigella(or love in the mist)
A plant that is well worth the risk
They're pink, white and blue
I've one in my loo
It should be on your plant nursery list

Hooray, it is spring in full bloom

Hooray, it is spring in full bloom
Finally the end of this winter gloom!

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crazyH Thu 30-May-24 17:47:32

Hooray, it is spring in full bloom
Finally the end of this winter gloom!
My lawn is luscious

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52bright Fri 31-May-24 12:48:52

Hooray, it is Spring in full bloom
Finally the end of this winter gloom!
My lawn is luscious
I've white rose bushes

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Salti Mon 10-Jun-24 09:49:04

Hooray, it is Spring in full bloom
Finally the end of this winter gloom!
My lawn is luscious
I've white rose bushes
No thoughts now of impending doom

Sunday, a trip to the seaside

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Bumface Mon 10-Jun-24 14:20:19

The sea I just love to be beside

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 14:23:49

Sunday, a trip to the seaside
The sea I just love to be beside
The blue rolling waves

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Jun-24 17:09:25

Sunday, a trip to the seaside
The sea I just love to be beside
The blue rolling waves
That bring cheers and raves

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 18:36:56

Sunday, a trip to the seaside
The sea I just love to be beside
The blue rolling waves
That bring cheers and raves,
The tasty fish and chips aside

A seagull once pooped on my head

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Bumface Mon 10-Jun-24 18:50:12

A seagull once pooped on my head
It was strange coz I was still in bed

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Salti Mon 10-Jun-24 19:12:32

A seagull once pooped on my head
It was strange coz I was still in bed
Tent had blown away

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