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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 21:45:24

A seagull once pooped on my head
It was strange coz I was still in bed
Tent had blown away
Just had it today

Bumface Tue 11-Jun-24 08:14:00

A seagull once pooped on my head
It was strange coz I was still in bed
Tent had blown away
Just had it today
The poop felt as heavy as lead

King Charles came to tea yesterday (Not true)

GoldenLady Wed 12-Jun-24 16:16:40

King Charles came to tea yesterday (Not true)
Harry and Meghan came, too

crazyH Thu 13-Jun-24 22:31:42

King Charles came to tea yesterday (Not true)
Harry and Meghan came, too
Archie was restless

GoldenLady Fri 14-Jun-24 21:40:34

King Charles came to tea yesterday (Not true)
Harry and Meghan came, too
Archie was restless
The party successless

crazyH Fri 14-Jun-24 21:46:41

King Charles came to tea yesterday (Not true)
Harry and Meghan came, too
Archie was restless
The party successless
Lillibet was dressed all in blue

They kissed me goodbye and left

Salti Sat 15-Jun-24 10:36:50

They kissed me goodbye and left
I'm now feeling oh so bereft

crazyH Sat 15-Jun-24 12:01:00

They kissed me goodbye and left
I'm now feeling oh so bereft
Best China, hand washed

52bright Tue 18-Jun-24 00:06:28

They kissed me goodbye and left
I'm now feeling oh so bereft
Best china, hand washed
fantasies all quashed

GoldenLady Tue 18-Jun-24 15:10:13

They kissed me goodbye and left
I'm now feeling oh so bereft
Best china, hand washed
fantasies all quashed
At dreaming, I should be more deft

Instead of the royals, I'll dream

Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 17:23:58

Of George Clooney nude, in a stream

crazyH Tue 18-Jun-24 21:42:40

Instead of the royals, I'll dream
Of George Clooney nude, in a stream
I’ll smile my best smile

Salti Wed 19-Jun-24 11:13:52

But he'll run a mile

Salti Wed 19-Jun-24 11:14:35

Sorry....
Instead of the royals, I'll dream
Of George Clooney nude, in a stream
I’ll smile my best smile
But he'll run a mile

Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 12:01:58

Instead of the royals, I'll dream
Of George Clooney nude, in a stream
I'll smile my best smile
But he'll run a mile
And probably let out a scream

I'm thinking of writing a book

GoldenLady Wed 19-Jun-24 15:42:09

I'm thinking of writing a book
If I did, would you then take a look?

Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 15:53:52

I'm thinking of writing a book
If I did, would you then take a look?
It won't be too long

GoldenLady Tue 25-Jun-24 16:57:25

I'm thinking of writing a book
If I did, would you then take a look?
It won't be too long
If it is, then I'm wrong

Bumface Sun 30-Jun-24 21:20:43

I'm thinking of wring a book
If I did, would you then take a look?
It won't be too long
If its, then I'm wrong
And I'll go back to sleep in my nook

I've just had an awful hair cut

GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 00:17:26

I've just had an awful hair cut
It makes my head look like my butt

crazyH Mon 01-Jul-24 00:41:42

I've just had an awful hair cut
It makes my head look like my butt
Me, I look like Ken Dodd

Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 07:37:02

I've just had an awful hair cut
It makes my head look like my butt
Me, I look like Ken Dodd
Hair grows sideways, quite odd

GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 15:01:01

I've just had an awful hair cut
It makes my head look like my butt
Me, I look like Ken Dodd
Hair grows sideways, quite odd
And I surely must look like a nut

My laptop is showing its age

Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 15:36:03

My laptop is showing its age
It takes ages to load just one page

GoldenLady Sat 06-Jul-24 21:24:22

My laptop is showing its age
It takes ages to load just one page
So, time for replacement?

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