Limericks (July 23)

24's at an end, hallelujah
Let's all raise a glass. Here's to yer

24's at an end, hallelujah
Let's all raise a glass. Here's to yer,
So bottoms up now

24's at an end, hallelujah
Let's all raise a glass. Here's to yer,
So bottoms up now
We’re all friends somehow

The winner got a bag of brazils
But they were as big as small pills

GoldenLady are you on page one again?

24's at an end, hallelujah
Let's raise a glass. Here's to yer
So bottoms up now
We're all friends somehow
Let us all toast in the New Yer

It is wet and windy outside

It is wet and windy outside
It’s warm and dry inside

It is wet and windy outside
And it is warm and dry inside,
So which one is best

It is wet and windy outside
And it is warm and dry inside
So which one is best
Walk or cosy nest?

It is wet and windy outside
And it is warm and dry inside
So which one is best
Walk or cosy nest?
A walk is quite bracing, I tried.

But my brolly is miles away

But my brolly is miles away
In the warm inside I shall stay

But my brolly is miles away
In the warm inside I shall stay
Wrapped in a blanket

But my brolly is miles away
In the warm inside I shall stay
Wrapped in a blanket
With tea and crumpet

But my brolly is miles away
In the warm inside I shall stay
Wrapped in a blanket
With tea and crumpet
And play my piano all day.

What tune would you all like to hear?

What tune would you all like to hear?
Which song do you really hold dear?

What tune would you all like to hear?
Which song do you really hold dear?
A song warm and bright

What tune would you all like to hear?
Which song do you really hold dear?
A song warm and bright
Would be a delight

What song would you all like to hear?
Which song do you really hold dear?
A song warm and bright
Would be a delight
To welcome in the brand new year

I like a song that is upbeat

I like a song that is upbeat
So then I start tapping my feet

I like a song that is upbeat
So then I start tapping my feet
'Blue Suede Shoes' would do

I like a song that is upbeat
So then I start tapping my feet
'Blue Suede Shoes' would do
I like Elvis do you?

I like a song that is upbeat
So that I start tapping my feet
'Blue Suede Shoes' would do
I like Elvis do you?
That would get me out of my seat

Dance with elastic abandon!

Dance with elastic abandon!
The music is very random

Dance with elastic abandon!
The music is very random
Sometimes rock and roll

Dance with elastic abandon!
The music is very random
Sometimes rock and roll
Other times it’s Soul