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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

Indigo8 Fri 10-Jan-25 20:37:54

Dance with elastic abandon!
The music is very random
Sometimes rock and roll
Other times it's Soul
If it's the wish of the fandom

When I am not dancing I sing

Gwyllt Fri 10-Jan-25 22:13:13

When I am not dancing I sing
Remember the old timer Bing

GoldenLady Sat 11-Jan-25 16:44:34

When I am not dancing I sing
Remember the old timer Bing
He put me to sleep

Indigo8 Mon 13-Jan-25 20:59:13

When I am not dancing I sing
Remember the old timer Bing
He put me to sleep
No need to count sheep

crazyH Mon 13-Jan-25 21:11:21

When I am not dancing I sing
Remember the old timer Bing
He put me to sleep
No need to count sheep
But Frank and Dean sway me to swing

My all time favourite is ‘My Way’

Rachel76 Mon 13-Jan-25 21:36:03

My all time favourite is ‘My Way’
I sing all day on the highway

Gwyllt Mon 13-Jan-25 22:55:49

My all time favourite is ‘My Way’
I sing all day on the highway
Always out of tune

Indigo8 Tue 14-Jan-25 09:35:07

My all time favourite is 'My Way'
I sing all day on the highway
Always out of tune
'Fly Me To The Moon'

52bright Tue 04-Feb-25 21:26:03

My all time favourite is 'My Way'
I sing all day on the highway
Always out of tune
'Fly Me To The Moon'
While eating a box of Milk Tray

Simple pleasures are always best

crazyH Tue 04-Feb-25 21:32:42

Simple pleasures are always best
Don’t care about money and the rest

Indigo8 Wed 05-Feb-25 09:20:43

Simple pleasures are always the best
Don't care about money and the rest
A nice cup of tea

GoldenLady Wed 05-Feb-25 21:02:46

Simple pleasures are always the best
Don't care about money and the rest
A nice cup of tea
Just a good friend and me

Indigo8 Sat 08-Feb-25 21:12:17

Simple pleasures are the best
Don't care for money and the rest
A nice cup of tea
Just a good friend and me
Gives life its meaning and its zest

I could do with a hundred quid

crazyH Sat 08-Feb-25 23:11:17

I could do with a hundred quid
The wind has blown away the lid

Indigo8 Fri 14-Feb-25 10:15:58

I could do with a hundred quid
The wind has blown away the lid
My money's all gone

GoldenLady Fri 14-Feb-25 15:27:19

I could do with a hundred quid
The wind has blown away the lid
My money's all gone
So how will I go on?

crazyH Fri 14-Feb-25 17:42:49

I could do with a hundred quid
The wind has blown away the lid
My money's all gone
So how will I go on?
Borrow I will, from Uncle Sid

Did you know he found a treasure ?

Indigo8 Tue 18-Feb-25 09:45:58

Did you know he found a treasure?
I hope it will give him pleasure

GoldenLady Mon 24-Feb-25 14:55:33

Did you know he found a treasure?
I hope it will give him pleasure
Or give it to me

Indigo8 Mon 24-Feb-25 15:04:00

Did you know he found treasure
I hope it will give him pleasure
Or give it to me
He owes me a fee

GoldenLady Wed 26-Feb-25 18:01:18

Did you know he found treasure
I hope it will give him pleasure
Or give it to me
He owes me a fee
For calling it "leeshure," not "leshure."

The weather is lovely today

Indigo8 Wed 26-Feb-25 19:57:32

The weather is lovely today
It feels like it could be late May

GoldenLady Thu 27-Feb-25 15:35:42

The weather is lovely today
It feels like it could be late May
I hope it will last

crazyH Sat 01-Mar-25 14:02:18

The weather is lovely today
It feels like it could be late May
I hope it will last
It’s good, the forecast

Indigo8 Wed 05-Mar-25 15:36:16

The weather is lovely today
It feels like it could be late May
I hope it will last
It's good, the forecast
I think I have just seen a jay

I went out to post a letter

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