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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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VB000 Thu 31-Aug-23 12:19:50

Change to fit the 8,8,5,5,8, sorry GL!

There's an autumn feel this morning
Noticed as the day was dawning
Not too soon for me!
Have a cup of tea

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crazyH Thu 31-Aug-23 12:40:41

There's an autumn feel this morning
Noticed as the day was dawning
Not too soon for me!
Have a cup of tea
That will sure stop you from yawning

I feel much the same over here

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GoldenLady Thu 31-Aug-23 15:21:30

I feel much the same over here
Approaching the end of the year

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Salti Sun 03-Sept-23 09:04:00

I feel much the same over here
Approaching the end of the year
Long nights and short days

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VB000 Wed 06-Sept-23 10:25:33

I feel much the same over here
Approaching the end of the year
Long nights and short days
Summer just a phase

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Sept-23 11:05:38

I feel much the same over here
Approaching the end of the year
Long nights and short days
Summer just a phase
This current heat makes it unclear

My auntie bought a terrapin

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Salti Wed 06-Sept-23 14:08:17

My auntie bought a terrapin
It kept nibbling her left shin

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Salti Wed 06-Sept-23 14:09:17

Sorry......

My auntie bought a terrapin
It kept nibbling at her left shin

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GoldenLady Wed 06-Sept-23 14:13:05

My auntie bought a terrapin
It kept nibbling at her left shin
Then it ate her left leg

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crazyH Wed 06-Sept-23 14:17:30

My auntie bought a terrapin
It kept nibbling at her left shin
Then it ate her left leg
We called her “one peg”

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Sept-23 15:50:50

My auntie bought a terrapin
It kept nibbling at her left shin
Then it ate her left leg
We called her “one peg”
And now her style need reshaping’

If I could be a teen again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Sept-23 08:28:56

If I could be a teen again
This time I'll be a bit more Zen

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 09:13:35

If I could be a teen again
This time I'll be a bit more Zen
I won’t follow trends

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Sept-23 10:03:49

If I could be a teen again
This time I'll be a bit more Zen
I won’t follow trends
Choose different friends

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VB000 Fri 08-Sept-23 11:30:20

If I could be a teen again
This time I'll be a bit more Zen
I won’t follow trends
Choose different friends
Appreciate being size ten

No perms this time, no frizzy hair

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 12:27:52

No perms this time, no frizzy hair
No miniskirts, I just won’t care

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Rachel75 Fri 08-Sept-23 13:22:03

No perms this time, no frizzy hair
No miniskirts, I just won’t care
I’ll wear what I like

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 13:23:57

No perms this time, no frizzy hair
No miniskirts, I just won’t care
I’ll wear what I like
I’ll ride on a trike

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Sept-23 13:47:55

No perms this time, no frizzy hair
No miniskirts, I just won’t care
I’ll wear what I like
I’ll ride on a trike
And will show off my long underwear

No one is wise at the start

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Rachel75 Fri 08-Sept-23 13:50:29

No one is wise at the start
There’s experience that life will impart

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 09-Sept-23 15:27:14

No one is wise at the start
There's experience that life will impart
We all make mistakes

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Sept-23 19:44:49

No one is wise at the start
There's experience that life will impart
We all make mistakes
But it’s no great shakes

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Salti Tue 12-Sept-23 13:21:38

No one is wise at the start
There's experience that life will impart
We all make mistakes
But it’s no great shakes
So please do not take it to heart

Cold Winter nights are on their way

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Sept-23 07:32:15

Cold Winter nights are on their way
We could have snow, or so they say

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Sept-23 15:05:21

The winner got a bag of brazils
Which gave him all kinds of thrills

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