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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Aug-23 06:55:28

Police cells are not very nice
Stay out of them, is my advice
The benches are cold
Thin mattress, I'm told

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 06:57:27

Police cells are not very nice
Stay out of them, is my advice
The benches are cold
And the walls have mould

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Salti Fri 18-Aug-23 08:23:36

Police cells are not very nice
Stay out of them, is my advice
The benches are cold
And the walls have mould
Some even infested with mice

They say prison is even worse

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henetha Fri 18-Aug-23 10:33:11

They say prison is even worse,
It's a life style we can't rehearse ,

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GoldenLady Fri 18-Aug-23 19:10:24

They say prison is even worse,
It's a life style we can't rehearse ,
So be law-abiding

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 20:33:36

They say prison is even worse,
It's a life style we can't rehearse ,
So be law-abiding
No need for hiding

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GoldenLady Sat 19-Aug-23 14:08:02

They say prison is even worse,
It's a life style we can't rehearse ,
So be law-abiding
No need for hiding
To land in the joint is a curse

The music that's popular now

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Aug-23 19:59:17

The music that's popular now
Techno-pop, dance, grunge, punk, oh wow

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Aug-23 06:11:55

The music that's popular now
Techno-pop, dance, grunge, punk, oh wow
I’d not have a clue

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Crocus5 Sun 20-Aug-23 07:12:26

The music that’s popular now
Techno-pop, dance, grunge, punk, oh wow
I’d not have a clue
About all that is new

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Salti Sun 20-Aug-23 11:14:06

The music that’s popular now
Techno-pop, dance, grunge, punk, oh wow
I’d not have a clue
About all that is new
But I'd make earplugs work somehow

The Sixties were the best decade

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Crocus5 Mon 21-Aug-23 19:26:32

The Sixties were the best decade
Such fantastic music was made

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NanKate Mon 21-Aug-23 21:50:25

The Sixties were the best decade
Such fantastic music was made
Beatles, Stones and many more

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Aug-23 15:33:09

The Sixties were the best decade
Such fantastic music was made
Beatles, Stones and many more
That made the crowds roar

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 17:37:27

The Sixties were the best decade
Such fantastic music was made
Beatles, Stones and many more
That made the crowds roar
Back then life was anything but staid

Flower power was all the rage

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Aug-23 06:33:41

Flower power was all the rage
The Who would often trash the stage

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henetha Wed 23-Aug-23 09:43:16

Flower power was all the rage
The Who would often trash the stage
And break their guitars

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VB000 Wed 23-Aug-23 10:01:01

Flower power was all the rage
The Who would often trash the stage
And break their guitars
They drove fancy cars

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GoldenLady Wed 23-Aug-23 15:50:29

Flower power was all the rage
The Who would often trash the stage
And break their guitars
They drove fancy cars
I wish I could turn back the page

The music today is just awful

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VB000 Thu 24-Aug-23 11:45:54

The music today is just awful
Some of the words sound unlawful

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Aug-23 16:35:05

The music today is just awful
Some of the words sound unlawful
They are coarse and rude

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 18:30:44

The music today is just awful
Some of the words sound unlawful
They are coarse and rude
And I am no prude

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henetha Fri 25-Aug-23 10:15:39

The music today is just awful
Some of the words sound unlawful
They are coarse and rude
And I am no prude
But they sing like they've a jaw full.

There's an autumn feel this morning

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VB000 Fri 25-Aug-23 11:49:17

There's an autumn feel this morning
Noticed as the day was dawning

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Aug-23 15:37:52

There's an autumn feel this morning
Noticed as the day was dawning
Can't come soon enough for me!

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