GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Q for the pictures.

What are pictures?

Pictures is what people in the olden days used to call the cinema.

What is the cinema?

Sins of me Ma , do I carry her burdens ?

What is burden ?

A burden is a thing you keep in your hand or in a bush.

What is in?

'In' a little word that can precede many other words , then it can become a big word - Infinite

What is Become ?

"B come" is when your friend Bernice drops in for a visit.

What's a visit?

We have an elderly neighbour called Vi who sometimes needs company and that’s when we Vi sit

What is elderly

I'm not yet sure yet what 'eldery' is. It has a shifting dimension . Once it was anyone who had left school , then it was anyone with children , then anyone whose children left home , then anyone who reached retirement , then it was anyone who started groaning getting out of bed , then it was anyone who got addressed as Mam /Sir .
Where to from here ???
Anyone who gets a birthday greeting from the king ??

What is retirement?

Retirement is when you meant to go to bed but get diverted and end up doing something else instead.

What is instead?

Preparing all your vegetables and stuffing the chicken and making the desert the day before will have you In good Stead for cooking Christmas Dinner

What is stuffing ?

I saw my son with the stuffing knocked out of him after a relationship breakup. It was so sad. He's happy again now

What is happy?

Happy is a hopeful baby with a dry nappy...

What is a baby?

A bay bee is a bee that lands on a Bay tree leaf for a rest in between collecting nectar.

What is nectar?

Neck Tar is the grime around my neck after a hard day gardening

What is around ?

A round (as opposed to a square, rectangle or triangle, is the act of visiting a number of people in turn and often done at this time of year.

What is visiting?

Santa Claus is visiting good children tonight.

What is tonight?

Tonight is nigh the last night of the year . That night we celebrate

What is celebrate?

Celeb rate is an indication of what you think of a so-called "celebrity".

What is an indication?

Indication is when you put your indicators on while driving.
These days it's just a click, but I remember when you had to wave your arm out of the car window.

What is a window?

A window is what yonder light breaks through

What is through?

Th Rough is a place on a golf course you don't want your ball to end up in. It makes for a difficult shot . Many golfers have lost their cool there and thrown a wobbly!!

What is wobbly ?

Well one wobbly is jelly,another is a fat bum
What is jelly?

Jelly is urban slang for feelings of jealousy.

What is urban?

Raybans are Ray's pricey sunglasses and urbans are his wifes

What's a wife?

A wife used to be (and sometimes still is) a legal title for some man's servant and concubine.

What is a servant?