GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

A skirt is when you avoid talking about a painful topic, so you skirt around it.

What is a topic?

A Topic is a chocolate bar with nougat, caramel and a hazlenut in every bite. I say 'is' but l haven't seen one for some years

What is a hazlenut?

Apologies, it should be hazelnut! D'oh

Hazel Nut is married to Mr.P.Nut and they own a joke shop.

What is a joke?

A joke is something done to provoke amusement but some jokes are nasty and can be very hurtful.

What is amusement?

amusement

Being a muse meant more than the artist had mentioned.

What is mentioned

Women welcomed, men shunned.

What is welcome?

Ahh now welcome is when you’re in the desert and find water and you shout to your companion
“Well, come”
What’s a companion?

Panion is a crowdfunding software company who want you to donate, thus "come panion".

What is software?

Software is when you come in after a long day at work, unhook your bra and fling it towards the wash basket, kick your shoes off, strip off your tights and get into a soft, comfy old pair of tracksuit pants to wear and relax on the sofa.

What is relax?

Relax is a song released in 1983, by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, which caused a controversy at the time leading to it being banned/unbanned by the BBC. It's quite catchy.

What is catchy?

Catchy is the name of a poor old monkey who travels doubly slowly

What is doubly

Doubly is how people are believed to see the world when they are intoxicated.

What is intoxicated?

Intoxicated is when you are involved in other people's toxic lives when you should be extricating yourself from problems that are not your concern.

What is extricate?

Extricate is a spelling mistake. It should read Extra Cake, which is what we all want.

What is extra?

A skirt is a ladies garment and cones in many lengths or in engineering a skirt is the inflatable part of a hovercraft.

What is a length?

Wrong page maybe?

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What is extra?

Extra is an anagram of Artex.

What is an anagram?

Anagram is an old fashioned gramophone that belongs to Anna , bless her, she never did like modern things
What’s modern?

What’s a modern…..well in the mod and rocker days of the 60s pay was low so a mod earn amount would only be about £12pw

What’s a rocker?

A rocker is a kind of chair that rocks back and forth. They are great, except if you rock too much it makes you feel nauseous.

What is nauseous?

Nauseous is how I feel when I consider the corruption of our current politicos.

What is corruption?

Corruption is an eruption of dishonesty and unfortunately it is widespread.

What is widespread?

Widespread is what my hips are at present, but I’m working on it.

What are hips ?

Hips. Two of them precede the word Hooray

What is Hooray