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YOU'VE BROKEN INTO SOMEONE'S HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STEAL ANYTHING

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Ali08 Tue 03-Oct-23 05:29:55

Instead you have to change something to make things awkward for them:
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Zippers, I've changed them all for press studs instead

Bridie22 Tue 03-Oct-23 06:57:46

Remove all sink plugs !

Sago Tue 03-Oct-23 07:02:20

The Wi-Fi password.

Squiffy Tue 03-Oct-23 12:08:51

Hide all the remote controls!

BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Oct-23 12:16:30

Take the plugs of all the TVs

ginny Tue 03-Oct-23 12:16:59

Change all the labels in jars and tins.

Wheniwasyourage Tue 03-Oct-23 13:02:10

Turn all their books so that the spines face the inside and also take a random one off each shelf and swap it for one from another shelf.

Bella23 Tue 03-Oct-23 14:05:25

Change all the clothes to different wardrobes.

biglouis Tue 03-Oct-23 14:24:09

Change talc to itching powder.

biglouis Tue 03-Oct-23 14:25:34

Empty the wine and wee in the bottle!

Wheniwasyourage Tue 03-Oct-23 15:37:41

Change one of each set of curtains for one from another window.

LovesBach Tue 03-Oct-23 15:40:10

Hide all keys.

crazyH Tue 03-Oct-23 15:46:09

biglouis - you are wicked 😂

Turn off the water

Squiffy Tue 03-Oct-23 15:58:00

Hide some of the right-footed shoes.

MrsKen33 Tue 03-Oct-23 16:36:22

Remove all light bulbs and toilet paper.

Wheniwasyourage Tue 03-Oct-23 17:40:17

Or put the toilet paper somewhere in the bathroom where it can be seen but not reached from the toilet.

Katie59 Tue 03-Oct-23 17:59:34

Depends how much chaos you are allowed to cause I’d leave the taps running in the bath.
Otherwise hide the T Rolls, tip all the milk away, give the Sunday joint to the dog

Ashcombe Tue 03-Oct-23 18:03:12

hide all the chargers

tiredoldwoman Tue 03-Oct-23 19:01:51

squirt Fairy liquid into their washing machine

dogsmother Tue 03-Oct-23 19:04:07

Put some frozen prawns in various places, under carpets, in curtain linings, in wardrobe spaces……..

tiredoldwoman Tue 03-Oct-23 19:05:08

change the language on their tv !

Esmay Tue 03-Oct-23 19:06:03

Someone comes into this house and takes one shoe .
I've just thrown out another four shoes without partners .
Now I've bought plastic see through shoe boxes .

If you want to be really wicked - you could put Veet in their leave - in hair conditioner , unpick hems , loosen buttons , stick their jumpers on a boil wash , stick the pages of their photo albums with glue ....

I actually know someone , who found out that their husband had a mistress ( a friend /neighbour -so access was easy ) and my friends and I were agog when she listed the above !

tiredoldwoman Tue 03-Oct-23 19:09:40

I once added ' Order your Christmas Turkey Now ' to an ex's e mail signature. He sent love letters to new women for a few months after before he realised ! Best fun ever !

Salti Tue 03-Oct-23 19:14:10

Not that I am evil but just change all their favourite clothes for a size smaller.

Lauren59 Tue 03-Oct-23 20:51:29

biglouis

Empty the wine and wee in the bottle!

Thanks for the laugh, biglouis. 😂