Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better
As it’s much wetter
And birds are the only sound

I would love the peace and quiet

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better
As it’s much wetter

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear
That the sea's too near
And we’ll all end up floating free

There’s still a risk on higher ground.

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear
That the sea's too near

I love the start line Mel1967

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame
Everyone wants fame
Life has gone very wrong

Mummy & Daddy & Me

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame,
Everyone wants fame,

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts
Didn’t care for The Arts
Just made sure they got their fixes

The age of innocence has gone

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts
Didn’t care for The Arts

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair
Then they heard the sound of the lark

This story’s set in the sixties

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair
Two by two they danced into the arc

It’s been a lovely sunny day today

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park

They glumly returned back to Wales
Walked home as slowly as snails
They all got quite drunk on
And danced to some punk.
Pursued by some very sexy males

They enjoyed dancing in the dark

And danced to some punk

They glumly returned back to Wales
Walked home as slowly as snails
They all got quite drunk