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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

henetha Sun 07-Apr-24 10:08:14

The stormy wind is getting stronger
It’s blowing louder & longer
Petals are dropping,
Power is stopping,

Juliet27 Sat 06-Apr-24 20:59:28

The stormy wind is getting stronger
It’s blowing louder & longer
Petals are dropping

Mel1967 Sat 06-Apr-24 16:25:11

The wind is blowing louder & longer

Gwyllt Sat 06-Apr-24 14:16:48

My granny owns a toilet brush
She uses it just after flush
She pokes it around
In a hole in the ground
She never seems to be in a rush

The stormy wind is getting stronger

Mel1967 Sat 06-Apr-24 10:35:05

She pokes it around
In a hole in the ground

biglouis Sat 06-Apr-24 10:22:45

My granny owns a toilet brush
She uses it just after flush

henetha Sat 06-Apr-24 10:19:24

To herald a beautiful day
And bask in the sun, if I may?
Get out the deck chair,
From the garage, a pair,
Just keeping our worries away.

My granny owns a toilet brush

crazyH Fri 05-Apr-24 23:35:26

To herald a beautiful day
And bask in the sun, if I may?
Get out the deck chair,
From the garage, a pair,

Gwyllt Fri 05-Apr-24 23:27:52

To herald a beautiful day
And bask in the sun, if I may?
Get out the deck chair

crazyH Fri 05-Apr-24 20:13:48

To herald a beautiful day
And bask in the sun, if I may?

Ashcombe Fri 05-Apr-24 18:03:44

The meadow outside was a lawn.
Heavy rain has caused some frog spawn
Six ducks have appeared
The rain clouds have cleared
Let's hope we see sun with the dawn.

To herald a beautiful day

biglouis Fri 05-Apr-24 13:28:48

The meadow outside was a lawn.
Heavy rain has caused some frog spawn
Six ducks have appeared
The rain clouds have cleared

Juliet27 Fri 05-Apr-24 11:27:03

The meadow outside was a lawn.
Heavy rain has caused some frog spawn
Six ducks have appeared

Ashcombe Fri 05-Apr-24 10:36:11

The meadow outside was a lawn.
Heavy rain has caused some frog spawn

VB000 Fri 05-Apr-24 09:21:42

If we’d known how to keep our looks
We could write and sell tons of books
So grow old disgracefully
Your years just embrace fully
As some plastic surgeons are crooks

The meadow outside was a lawn

biglouis Fri 05-Apr-24 00:28:33

If we’d known how to keep our looks
We could write and sell tons of books
So grow old disgracefully
Your years just embrace fully

Gwyllt Thu 04-Apr-24 23:24:46

If we’d known how to keep our looks
We could write and sell tons of books
So grow old disgracefully

crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 18:07:00

If we’d known how to keep our looks
We could write and sell tons of books

Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 17:31:04

Mirrors I now try to avoid
As my face looks like celluloid
My lines and crow’s feet
Are starting to meet
I now look more like an android

If we’d known how to keep our looks

VB000 Thu 04-Apr-24 13:32:00

Mirrors I now try to avoid
As my face looks like celluloid
My lines and crow’s feet
Are starting to meet

crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 13:28:32

Mirrors I now try to avoid
As my face looks like celluloid
My lines and crow’s feet

Crocus5 Thu 04-Apr-24 12:28:23

Mirrors I now try to avoid
As my face looks like celluloid

Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 11:44:36

So selfies are more to my taste
Compared to some, they look quite chaste
I adjust my face
With my make up base
Which seems to be more like a paste

Mirrors I now try to avoid

henetha Thu 04-Apr-24 10:25:52

So selfies are more to my taste
Compared to some, they look quite chaste
I adjust my face
With my make up base

Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 06:27:10

So selfies are more to my taste
Compared to some, they look quite chaste
I adjust my face

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