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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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SeaWoozle Fri 08-Mar-24 17:56:07

Why doctor!" I said, all agog
What's going on, you look like a frog!
"Call me Kermit" he begged
I will! You are rather bandy-legged

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 17:45:16

Why doctor!" I said, all agog
What's going on, you look like a frog!
"Call me Kermit" he begged

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SeaWoozle Fri 08-Mar-24 17:43:39

"Why doctor!" I said, all agog
What's going on, you look like a frog!

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 17:35:04

So I went to see doctor Macphee
Who needed to look at my knee
So, imagine my shock
When he took off his sock
And wiggled his toes at me!

"Why doctor!" I said, all agog

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SeaWoozle Fri 08-Mar-24 17:27:24

So I went to see doctor Macphee
Who needed to look at my knee
So, imagine my shock
When he took off his sock

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 17:25:46

So I went to see doctor Macphee
Who needed to look at my knee
So, imagine my shock

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SeaWoozle Fri 08-Mar-24 17:01:46

So I went to see doctor Macphee
Who needed to look at my knee

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 16:58:54

Always been afflicted by this
Since I was a young pretty, sweet, miss
My bottom felt sore
I could tell you more
But ignorance is really is bliss!

So I went to see doctor Macphee

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Gwyllt Fri 08-Mar-24 16:30:30

Always been afflicted by this
Since I was a young pretty, sweet, miss
My bottom felt sore
I could tell you more

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crazyH Fri 08-Mar-24 15:31:24

Always been afflicted by this
Since I was a young pretty, sweet, miss
My bottom felt sore

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 14:28:11

Always been afflicted by this
Since I was a young pretty, sweet, miss

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crazyH Fri 08-Mar-24 13:22:34

A I'd like to go to Leicester
In my posh new car, to test 'er
It’s about ninety miles
Which won't help my piles
But I will drive on, for a dare

Always been afflicted by this

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Mar-24 12:55:22

I'd like to go to Leicester
In my posh new car, to test 'er
It’s about ninety miles
Which won't help my piles

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Bellanonna Fri 08-Mar-24 12:41:46

I'd like to go to Leicester
In my posh new car, to test 'er
It’s about ninety miles

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henetha Fri 08-Mar-24 10:36:45

I'd like to go to Leicester
In my posh new car, to test 'er

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SeaWoozle Fri 08-Mar-24 10:34:29

:21henetha

I need to look after my teeth
The ones left to me by Uncle Keith
They sit in a jar
In the boot of my car
With a wheel jack wedged underneath

I'd like to go to Leicester

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henetha Fri 08-Mar-24 10:21:58

I need to look after my teeth
The ones left to me by Uncle Keith
They sit in a jar
In the boot of my car,

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Salti Fri 08-Mar-24 10:03:03

I need to look after my teeth
The ones left to me by Uncle Keith
They sit in a jar

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Gwyllt Fri 08-Mar-24 06:54:31

I need to look after my teeth
The ones left to me by Uncle Keith

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SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 23:55:05

I'll find a cheap B and B
For the hedgehog, the badger, and me
They’ll share my bedroom
Though there won't be much room
And I don't want to catch all their fleas!

MissAdvenure

^Oh... that was rubbish.
Sorry!^

It really did make me giggle!!

I need to look after my teeth

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MissAdventure Thu 07-Mar-24 22:36:18

Oh... that was rubbish.
Sorry!

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MissAdventure Thu 07-Mar-24 22:35:27

I'll find a cheap B and B
For the hedgehog, the badger, and me
They’ll share my bedroom
Though there won't be much room

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crazyH Thu 07-Mar-24 22:34:09

I'll find a cheap B and B
For the hedgehog, the badger, and me
They’ll share my bedroom

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MissAdventure Thu 07-Mar-24 22:24:01

I'll find a cheap B and B
For the hedgehog, the badger, and me

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Ashcombe Thu 07-Mar-24 21:56:07

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"
I hope the sun shines
As I sip my fine wines
Which ensures I have a good kip!

I'll find a cheap B and B

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