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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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crazyH Wed 21-Feb-24 09:57:54

The snowdrops are becoming just history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny daffodils ?🌼

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BrightandBreezy Wed 21-Feb-24 09:49:05

The snowdrops are becoming just history
What's next is not a mystery

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Gwyllt Wed 21-Feb-24 08:18:41

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue
And quite flashy, its true
Give me a wave don’t provoke us

The snowdrops are becoming just history

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biglouis Wed 21-Feb-24 07:35:46

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue
And quite flashy, its true

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crazyH Wed 21-Feb-24 00:07:58

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue

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BrightandBreezy Tue 20-Feb-24 23:56:10

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 23:52:06

I do like to see a spring crocus
But I need my spectacles to focus

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Elrel Tue 20-Feb-24 23:48:37

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there
You’ll meet the March hare
And the Drink Me bottle is dry.

I do like to see a Spring crocus

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Gwyllt Tue 20-Feb-24 23:27:40

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there
You’ll meet the March hare

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MissAdventure Tue 20-Feb-24 20:52:10

Oops.
Ignore me. blush

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biglouis Tue 20-Feb-24 20:51:42

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there

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biglouis Tue 20-Feb-24 20:50:03

If you go down the road to Mumbai
You will find it quite dusty and dry

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MissAdventure Tue 20-Feb-24 20:49:46

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 20:38:45

Apologies (As I pressed POST I realised!)

If you go down the road to Mumbai

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 20:37:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 20:36:48

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, look! It's a wren
Oh no it's a hen
Who's helping young red with it's shawl

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Gwyllt Tue 20-Feb-24 12:11:29

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, Look! Here's a wren
Oh no it’s a hen

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:32:09

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, Look! Here's a wren

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biglouis Tue 20-Feb-24 10:20:31

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall

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biglouis Tue 20-Feb-24 10:18:14

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,
The result of being too prancy

Said a motor mechanic from Tring

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Bellanonna Tue 20-Feb-24 10:14:25

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,
Crying, “Ballet I no longer fancy!”

A robin is perched on my wall

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henetha Tue 20-Feb-24 10:05:10

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 09:55:24

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell

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Salti Tue 20-Feb-24 09:11:43

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 09:08:03

Ooh, I forgot the next bit....

A fine ballerina called Clancy

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