Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune
Until washed away
Into the bay

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune
Until washed away

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune

England is beautiful in May
I'm planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers
Or maybe chicken jerkys
Check weather report first I'd say

I'm hoping for sunshine in June

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers
Or maybe chicken jerkys

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand
It will be delightful
Winters here are frightful
My horizons need to expand

England is beautiful in May

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand
It will be delightful
Winters here are frightful

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand it will be delightful

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sands

Perhaps I'll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal
No need to toil
Nor handwash dainty crockery

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands

Perhaps I'll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal
No need to toil

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or use credit card
But be on your guard
Pickpocketing is all the trend.

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or use credit card
But be on your guard

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or you put it all on the credit card

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful bang
The church bells, they rang
And I had to get packed for my flight!

Great adventures must come to an end

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful bang
The church bells, they rang

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful loud bang

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,

'd so love to travel to France
I'll be off at the very first chance
Take a Paris tour
From a posh brochure
And hope someone asked me to dance

To the music we danced through the night

I'd so love to travel to France
I'll be off at the very first chance
Take a Paris tour
From a posh brochure