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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Mollygo Tue 30-Apr-24 16:57:34

One slice may not be enough
To stop after one could be tough
Two, smothered in cream

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Apr-24 16:35:39

One slice may not be enough
To stop after one could be tough

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Oopsadaisy1 Tue 30-Apr-24 15:05:37

One slice may not be enough
I’ve bumped this thread
Sommy words might be rough
Trying to keep the spammers at bay

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Mollygo Tue 30-Apr-24 12:34:39

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Ingredients not cheapo
But will it be wasted? No way.

One slice may not be quite enough.

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biglouis Tue 30-Apr-24 12:22:50

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Ingredients not cheapo

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Salti Tue 30-Apr-24 12:20:41

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Here at the chateau

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VB000 Tue 30-Apr-24 11:26:31

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau

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Gwyllt Tue 30-Apr-24 10:20:18

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may

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henetha Tue 30-Apr-24 10:08:05

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?
Or get a cold chest,
No, so my feet soon turned to rust.

I'm going to bake a cake today

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Gwyllt Tue 30-Apr-24 08:21:08

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?
Or get a cold chest

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MissAdventure Tue 30-Apr-24 08:15:40

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?

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Mollygo Tue 30-Apr-24 02:19:31

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust.

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BrightandBreezy Tue 30-Apr-24 00:10:39

Some day we may travel in space
Please don't make it a race
What's wrong with our Earth
The world of our birth
We're destroying it at fast pace

Cutting down on fuel is a must

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biglouis Mon 29-Apr-24 23:36:09

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race
What’s wrong with our Earth
The world of our birth

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 16:47:19

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race
What’s wrong with our Earth

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Jane71 Mon 29-Apr-24 16:44:27

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Apr-24 16:29:01

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy
Let us all enjoy
Or there will be nothing left here

Some day we may travel in space

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Mel1967 Mon 29-Apr-24 15:45:22

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy
Let us all enjoy

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 14:18:28

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy

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Gwyllt Mon 29-Apr-24 12:06:56

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share

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henetha Mon 29-Apr-24 11:23:39

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova
For earth, is it over?
We've survived everything, so far.

Planet Earth needs our tender care

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 00:29:48

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova
For earth, is it over?

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Apr-24 15:17:22

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova

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crazyH Sun 28-Apr-24 13:14:08

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar

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Mel1967 Sun 28-Apr-24 11:28:28

Using my phone is frustrating
My fingers hurt through nail-biting
To text is not is not easy
Makes me feel queasy
Get so fed up with call waiting

There once was a wonderful star

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