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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

BrightandBreezy Fri 19-Jan-24 01:05:23

Freshly baked bread, sweet smell of joy
Warm for my breakfast, I'll enjoy
Lashings of butter
No sound I'll utter

crazyH Thu 18-Jan-24 19:48:16

Freshly baked bread , sweet smell of joy
Warm for my breakfast, I'll enjoy
Lashings of butter

Salti Thu 18-Jan-24 19:38:01

Freshly baked bread , sweet smell of joy
Warm for my breakfast, I'll enjoy

65KL Thu 18-Jan-24 16:20:27

See the lights flashing up the road
I don't really think it's morse code
A road block? But why ?
Ambulance get by
Save Johnny he slipped on a toad

Freshly baked bread , sweet smell of joy

GoldenLady Wed 17-Jan-24 14:43:10

See the lights flashing up the road
I don't really think it's morse code
A road block? But why?
Ambulance has to get by

crazyH Wed 17-Jan-24 11:27:58

See the lights flashing up the road
I don't really think it's morse code
A road block? But why?

Salti Wed 17-Jan-24 11:11:45

See the lights flashing up the road
I don't really think it's morse code

65KL Tue 16-Jan-24 20:49:55

The weather is cold and so bright
We had a sharp hoar frost last night
It made the paths slippy
Children yelled "Yippee!"
Tommy broke his leg -what a sight!

See the lights flashing up the road

GoldenLady Tue 16-Jan-24 18:33:34

The weather is cold and so bright
We had a sharp hoar frost last night
It made the paths slippy
But children yelled, "Yippee!"

Gwyllt Tue 16-Jan-24 15:31:49

The weather is cold and so bright
We had a sharp hoar frost last night
It made the paths slippy

Salti Tue 16-Jan-24 11:44:46

The weather is cold and so bright
We had a sharp hoar frost last night

VB000 Tue 16-Jan-24 09:27:27

Brilliant, Brownhamster, just to continue...

Remembered to put twenty four
Little cupcakes for Chris, by door
For his birthday tea,
Its just him and me
We were both flat out on the floor

The weather is cold and so bright

Brownhamster Tue 16-Jan-24 00:58:16

A John Cooper Clarke one, to be honest!

Brownhamster Tue 16-Jan-24 00:57:19

Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Took a walk one day out of boredom
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.

crazyH Tue 16-Jan-24 00:25:03

Remembered to put twenty four
Little cupcakes for Chris, by door
For his birthday tea,
Its just him and me

BrightandBreezy Tue 16-Jan-24 00:16:41

Remembered to put twenty four
Little cupcakes for Chris, by door
For his birthday tea

65KL Tue 16-Jan-24 00:11:10

Remembered to put twenty four
Little cupcakes, for Chris , by door

VB000 Mon 15-Jan-24 11:35:31

I’ve never been cute or pretty
But can be ever so witty
I have been called rude
Occasionally crude
When writing a naughty ditty

Remembered to put twenty four

Bellanonna Mon 15-Jan-24 10:25:17

I’ve never been cute or pretty
But can be ever so witty
I have been called rude
Occasionally crude

Salti Mon 15-Jan-24 10:17:46

I’ve never been cute or pretty
But can be ever so witty
I have been called rude

Squiffy Mon 15-Jan-24 00:28:12

I’ve never been cute or pretty
But can be ever so witty

crazyH Sun 14-Jan-24 23:37:22

A cuddle is lovely at night
Outdoors in the summer moonlight
But it's freezing out there!
Only now, to be fair,
I do look a terrible fright

I’ve never been cute or pretty

Bellanonna Sun 14-Jan-24 23:03:35

A cuddle is lovely at night
Outdoors in the summer moonlight
But it's freezing out there!
Only now, to be fair

GoldenLady Sun 14-Jan-24 15:23:41

A cuddle is lovely at night
Outdoors in the summer moonlight
But it's freezing out there!

Bellanonna Sun 14-Jan-24 10:39:34

A cuddle is lovely at night
Outdoors in the summer moonlight

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