Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas
‘Specially made for llamas
He always gets a goodnight kiss

A cuddle is lovely at night

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas
‘Specially made for llamas

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top
With a skip and hop
But mine stopped when he saw a young filly

They're living in marital bliss

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top
With a skip and hop

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back
Set off down the track
"Oh, please let me get off!" I appealed

A race track for llamas? How silly!

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back
Set off down the track

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit
With his teeth he bit
And then he ran off with my shoe.

We chased him all round our big field

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit
With his teeth he bit

Happily he doesn't say "Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
His teeth are bucked

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do

He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking
Offers were lacking
So I bought him after one look

Happily, he doesn't say "Moo"

Salti love your Yorkshire ‘dook’
He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking
Offers were lacking

Salti love your Yorkshire ‘dook’
He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking

He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair
He'd have his own lair
He'd come here from Alabama.

He was advertised on Facebook

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair
He'd have his own lair

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama