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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Bellanonna Mon 18-Dec-23 14:27:14

I'll dream of fruit cake and mince pies
And ignore the fat on my thighs
A nutcracker prince
To match with my chintz
Or a Hollywood star in disguise

I recently went to a ball

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VB000 Mon 18-Dec-23 13:52:15

I'll dream of fruit cake and mince pies
And ignore the fat on my thighs
A nutcracker prince
To match with my chintz

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GoldenLady Mon 18-Dec-23 13:49:49

I'll dream of fruit cake and mince pies
And ignore the fat on my thighs
A nutcracker prince

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Squiffy Mon 18-Dec-23 13:34:47

I'll dream of fruit cake and mince pies
And ignore the fat on my thighs

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Salti Sun 17-Dec-23 11:12:06

I’m much better at playing Snap
It’s a game that bridges the gap
Far simpler than chess
My brain’s in a mess
It's time now to go take a nap

I'll dream of fruit cake and mince pies

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crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 23:35:47

I’m much better at playing Snap
It’s a game that bridges the gap
Far simpler than chess
My brain’s in a mess

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Bellanonna Fri 15-Dec-23 22:39:18

I’m much better at playing Snap
It’s a game that bridges the gap
Far simpler than chess

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crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 13:20:52

I’m much better at playing Snap
It’s a game that bridges the gap

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Squiffy Fri 15-Dec-23 13:17:31

I'm looking for games we can play
So I can sit down for the day
Backgammon is good
But I'm thick like wood
Off with the fairies I’m away!

I’m much better at playing Snap

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BrightandBreezy Mon 11-Dec-23 16:30:02

I'm looking for games we can play
So I can sit down for the day
Backgammon is good
But I'm thick like wood

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Salti Sun 10-Dec-23 22:11:51

I’m looking for games we can play
So I can sit down for the day
Backgammon is good

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crazyH Sun 10-Dec-23 12:50:53

I’m looking for games we can play
So I can sit down for the day

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Bellanonna Sun 10-Dec-23 11:24:29

Maybe dress up and drink pink gin
With no thoughts pertaining to "sin"
I’ll look so demure
But I‘m not that pure
And I’ll play sweet tunes on my mandolin

I’m looking for games we can play

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crazyH Sat 09-Dec-23 21:52:11

Maybe dress up and drink pink gin
With no thoughts pertaining to "sin"
I’ll look so demure
But I‘m not that pure

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Squiffy Sat 09-Dec-23 15:12:13

Maybe dress up and drink pink gin
With no thoughts pertaining to "sin"
I’ll look so demure

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GoldenLady Sat 09-Dec-23 14:45:45

Maybe dress up and drink pink gin
With no thoughts pertaining to "sin"

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BrightandBreezy Sat 09-Dec-23 00:36:14

Shops all busy, the shelves are full
I'm going out tonight 'on the pull'
''Disgraceful'', you say
It will make my day
Sounds like fun, definitely not dull.

Maybe dress up and drink pink gin

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crazyH Fri 08-Dec-23 17:18:59

Shops all busy, the shelves are full
I’m going out tonight ‘on the pull’
"Disgraceful", you say
It will make my day

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Salti Fri 08-Dec-23 14:01:37

Shops all busy, the shelves are full
I’m going out tonight ‘on the pull’
"Disgraceful", you say

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crazyH Fri 08-Dec-23 12:23:01

Shops all busy, the shelves are full
I’m going out tonight ‘on the pull’

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Bellanonna Fri 08-Dec-23 12:06:52

The problem is it's very old
It suffers badly in the cold
It's a bit like me
Rather bent you see
Both of us made from the same mould

Shops all busy, the shelves are full

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BrightandBreezy Fri 08-Dec-23 00:28:25

The problem is it's very old
It suffers badly in the cold
It's a bit like me
Rather bent you see

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Salti Wed 06-Dec-23 20:30:23

The problem is it's very old
It suffers badly in the cold
It's a bit like me

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AGAA4 Mon 04-Dec-23 14:15:18

The problem is it's very old
It suffers badly in the cold

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BrightandBreezy Mon 04-Dec-23 00:08:48

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real
Could hurt quite a deal
Keep away, have a cup of tea

The problem is it's very old
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