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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

crazyH Sun 03-Dec-23 19:25:04

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real
Could hurt quite a deal

Salti Sun 03-Dec-23 19:15:21

have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real

GoldenLady Sun 03-Dec-23 16:20:20

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me

AGAA4 Sun 03-Dec-23 14:34:14

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow
I'll stay in and listen to Verdi.

I have a problem with this tree

crazyH Sat 02-Dec-23 18:50:43

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow

GoldenLady Sat 02-Dec-23 18:46:09

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more

crazyH Fri 01-Dec-23 15:38:11

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,

GoldenLady Fri 01-Dec-23 15:27:45

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"
But her politics are the wrong kind!

The weather is freezing already

Salti Fri 01-Dec-23 14:03:35

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"

BrightandBreezy Fri 01-Dec-23 13:24:59

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke

crazyH Thu 30-Nov-23 23:25:35

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find

travelsafar Thu 30-Nov-23 23:19:45

My cousin had a pony called penny
But falls he had far too many
Your cosin fell off?
Yes ,we had a laugh
He ended up with a skin graft!!

My friend is caring and kind

crazyH Thu 30-Nov-23 17:46:03

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?
Yes, we had a laugh

SillyBigJill69 Thu 30-Nov-23 15:48:43

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GoldenLady Thu 30-Nov-23 15:45:13

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?

crazyH Wed 29-Nov-23 18:03:35

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many

AGAA4 Wed 29-Nov-23 16:52:19

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white.
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high
It was an incredible sight.

My cousin had a pony called Penny

crazyH Wed 29-Nov-23 16:00:47

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high

BrightandBreezy Wed 29-Nov-23 15:13:21

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky

GoldenLady Mon 27-Nov-23 15:50:17

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple, not white

AGAA4 Mon 27-Nov-23 14:50:54

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched
But they still loved their Looby Loo

The snow was falling on that night

Salti Sun 26-Nov-23 21:17:03

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched

crazyH Sun 26-Nov-23 00:30:43

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched

AGAA4 Sat 25-Nov-23 11:26:14

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo

Bellanonna Sat 25-Nov-23 09:47:46

He was very polite, that dog
The limelight he never did hog
He slept in his kennel
Ate meat with fennel
and bones that were shaped like a log

The family had a cat too

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