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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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crazyH Sun 03-Dec-23 19:25:04

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real
Could hurt quite a deal

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Salti Sun 03-Dec-23 19:15:21

have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me
I hope it's not real

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GoldenLady Sun 03-Dec-23 16:20:20

I have a problem with this tree
It keeps falling over on me

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AGAA4 Sun 03-Dec-23 14:34:14

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow
I'll stay in and listen to Verdi.

I have a problem with this tree

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crazyH Sat 02-Dec-23 18:50:43

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more
There will soon be snow

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GoldenLady Sat 02-Dec-23 18:46:09

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,
It's winter once more

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crazyH Fri 01-Dec-23 15:38:11

The weather is freezing already
Thermostat turned on high, steady,

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Dec-23 15:27:45

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"
But her politics are the wrong kind!

The weather is freezing already

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Salti Fri 01-Dec-23 14:03:35

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke
She's not at all "woke"

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BrightandBreezy Fri 01-Dec-23 13:24:59

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find
She does like a joke

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crazyH Thu 30-Nov-23 23:25:35

My friend is caring and kind
A better one, you will not find

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travelsafar Thu 30-Nov-23 23:19:45

My cousin had a pony called penny
But falls he had far too many
Your cosin fell off?
Yes ,we had a laugh
He ended up with a skin graft!!

My friend is caring and kind

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crazyH Thu 30-Nov-23 17:46:03

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?
Yes, we had a laugh

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GoldenLady Thu 30-Nov-23 15:45:13

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many
Your cousin fell off?

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crazyH Wed 29-Nov-23 18:03:35

My cousin had a pony called Penny
But falls he had, far too many

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AGAA4 Wed 29-Nov-23 16:52:19

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white.
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high
It was an incredible sight.

My cousin had a pony called Penny

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crazyH Wed 29-Nov-23 16:00:47

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky
The moon was too high

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BrightandBreezy Wed 29-Nov-23 15:13:21

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple not white
Strange stars in the sky

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Nov-23 15:50:17

The snow was falling on that night
But the snowflakes were purple, not white

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AGAA4 Mon 27-Nov-23 14:50:54

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched
But they still loved their Looby Loo

The snow was falling on that night

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Salti Sun 26-Nov-23 21:17:03

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched
Clothes had to be patched

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crazyH Sun 26-Nov-23 00:30:43

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo
She miaowed and scratched

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AGAA4 Sat 25-Nov-23 11:26:14

The family had a cat too
She caused a hullabaloo

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Bellanonna Sat 25-Nov-23 09:47:46

He was very polite, that dog
The limelight he never did hog
He slept in his kennel
Ate meat with fennel
and bones that were shaped like a log

The family had a cat too

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