Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

My forte I never have found
In circles I'm going around

I’m papering walls in the loo
Willow pattern in white and blue
That sounds quite pretty
Matching is bitty
Bitten off more than I can chew

My forte I never have found

I’m papering walls in the loo
Willow pattern in white and blue
That sounds quite pretty
But the matching is bitty

I’m papering walls in the loo
Willow pattern in white and blue
That sounds quite pretty

I’m papering walls in the loo
Willow pattern in white and blue

Where I live the problem is deer
Beautiful creatures, so very near
So often unseen
Yet know where they’ve been
When seeing them, makes me shed tears

I’m papering walls in the loo

Where I live, the problem is deer
Beautiful creatures, so very near !
So often unseen
Yet know where they've been

Where I live, the problem is deer
Beautiful creatures, so very near !
So often unseen

Where I live, the problem is deer
They sneak up I do not hear

Where I live, the problem is deer
Beautiful creatures, so very near !

My tulips were looking their best
Until rabbits came, they're a pest
They gnawed at the leaves
Pesky little thieves
Come on, bunnies, give it a rest!

Where I live, the problem is deer

My tulips were looking their best
Until rabbits came, they're a pest
They gnawed at the leaves
Pesky little thieves

My tulips were looking their best
Until rabbits came, they're a pest
They gnawed at the leaves

My tulips were looking their best
Until rabbits came, they're a pest

Those were good old family times
Where we told our favourite rhymes
We loved the applause
We kept to the laws
And didn't commit any crimes

My tulips were looking their best

Those were good old family times
Where we told our favourite rhymes
We loved the applause
We kept to the laws

Those were good old family times
Where we told our favourite rhymes
We loved the applause

Those were good old family times
Where we told our favourite rhymes

Family Sunday roasts were best –
If prepared by all the rest,
Cabbage and carrots
Hope there’s no maggots
But there , that’ll be quite a test

Those were good old family times

Family Sunday roasts were best –
If prepared by all the rest,
Cabbage and carrots
Hope there’s no maggots

And to continue, following hijack 😂

Family Sunday roasts were best –
If prepared by all the rest,
Cabbage and carrots

Why shouldn't they have bought a council place each?

More to the point, why should people who have never and will never live in a council property benefit from it, as happens ALL the time around here.

[& to continue . . .]
Family Sunday roasts were best –
If prepared by all the rest.

What’s all this fuss about tax?
Said Ms Rayner – on getting attacks;
Those nasty Tories,
Are just telling stories,
Along with their media hacks.

Hubby and I bought a council house each –
Once evil Thatcher put them in reach;
Who’s a hypocrite – ME?!
But we’re quids-in, tee-hee,
It’s for YOU to practise what I preach!

Sunday is turning out boring
Partner is still in bed snoring
Not one person called
On the sofa I sprawled
So soon the wine I’ll be pouring

Family Sunday roasts were best