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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Mel1967 Sat 11-May-24 13:58:56

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming

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GoldenLady Sat 11-May-24 13:34:53

This morning I walked in the sun
I was so glad the rain has all gone
Spring is so charming

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biglouis Sat 11-May-24 09:39:11

This morning I walked in the sun
I was so glad the rain has all gone

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Mollygo Sat 11-May-24 09:07:23

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type
They’re not worth the hype
But better than no teeth at all.

This morning I walked in the sun

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Mel1967 Wed 08-May-24 07:52:07

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type
They’re not worth the hype

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 21:47:27

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 15:34:29

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls

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crazyH Tue 07-May-24 14:58:48

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best
Just at your request
I’ll get you some chocolate rocks.

I pray your gnashers are not false

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Gwyllt Tue 07-May-24 13:57:15

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best
Just at your request

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Salti Tue 07-May-24 11:59:46

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best

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Mollygo Tue 07-May-24 11:51:43

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 11:38:26

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter
Not that it'll matter
Lets hope the culprit comes clean

So make do with some handmade chocs

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VB000 Tue 07-May-24 11:17:21

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter
Not that it'll matter

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Mollygo Tue 07-May-24 11:07:09

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 01:59:40

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 01:41:09

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me
In my Earl Grey tea
I think I'm the victim of theft

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean

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biglouis Sun 05-May-24 13:38:41

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me
In my Earl Grey tea

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 10:29:34

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me

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Mollygo Sun 05-May-24 09:19:00

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!

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Gwyllt Sun 05-May-24 09:12:48

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge
So I give him a nudge
I’ll stop on the way to make tea

There are no chocolate biscuits left

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biglouis Sun 05-May-24 02:07:15

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge
So I give him a nudge

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crazyH Sat 04-May-24 15:03:29

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge

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Mel1967 Sat 04-May-24 13:57:01

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee

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Mollygo Sat 04-May-24 11:14:00

Your school days are really the best
Don’t say that, not even in jest
I wanted to leave
My parents would grieve
I’m glad to get that off my chest!!

Our dog is asleep on my knee

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biglouis Sat 04-May-24 11:02:25

Your school days are really the best
Don’t say that, not even in jest
I wanted to leave
My parents would grieve

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