WRONG ANSWERS!!

So they can catch dust.

Why is it so hard to find things?

Because lemonade gives them wind.

Why do bookcases have shelves?

Because the lazy buggers sleep all day

Why do workmen like really strong tea?

Parrots use pincushions as pillows at night. (without pins of course).

Why do bats fly around at night?

Because your cat joined the Navy

What does a parrot do with a pincushion?

So they don't show how ugly everyone is (😮🤣)

Why are hills hard to walk up?

Well I blame all those miniature people who live under the floorboards.

Why are pictures of weddings often out of focus?

Because they are a liddle bit too tight.

Why does my carpet seem to grow crumbs

Because the dog ate it (along with your kids homework)

Why will the lids never go back on those cheap plastic containers?

Because they keep all their memories in their trunk.

When you boil enough potatoes why is there not enough mash?

Why does the phone stop ringing the minute you manage to find it?

Because, actually, the caller can see you through a little hole and hangs up when you get to it. Just to be spiteful!

Why don't we get milk from squirrels?

I don't know, but ooh, hello sailor!

Why does the phone stop ringing the minute you manage to find it?

Because it wants to wake you up.

Why am I drawn to wearing navy stripes?

AGAA4

Because the fork had ditched him.

Why do owl hoot right outside my window?

He needs to borrow some sugar

Why can't cows fly?

Because the fork had ditched him.

Why do owl hoot right outside my window?

To make it worse, of course.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

Because their house is a showplace and they want to relax

Why do phones always run out of power at a bad moment?

Because it likes to settle in my house

Why do visitors always arrive when my house is at its untidiest?

Because they have super powers.

Why does dust always come back?

Because they enjoy leaving paw prints on the floor

Why are bees able to fly when we know its aerodynamically impossible?

To get your attention

Why do dogs always find the muddiest patches

So you can feel the heat.

Why do bees buzz

To point you in the wrong direction

Why does the snake from a bonfire always blow in your face no matter which side you are on

They want people to feel sorry for them

Why to scarecrows hold their arms out straight?

Because they only buy left-handed/right-handed pens and pencils

Why do pigeons build such rubbish nests?