WRONG ANSWERS!!

It likes to go on holidays from time to time

Why does a cat purr?

Because it can’t sing

How many peas in a pod?

Peas don't stay in pods, they prefer tents.

Why does my zip always jam?

Because it doesn't like to rock n roll.

Why does my hair grow so fast?

Probably prefers marmalade.

What do birds do in the rain ?

Carry umbrellas, of course!

Why do frogs hop around?

Because they can't ride bicycles.

Why is the postman always late when you're waiting for a letter?

Because he's vindictive

Why do geese honk when they fly?

Because they can.

Why is sugar sweet

Because it’s not a lemon

Why can’t you hear a tree bark?

Because you haven’t got your hearing aid switched on

Why can you never find your car keys when you are late

Because you've only got a bicycle!

Why do they speak German in Germany?

It’s just a habit.

Which side of the bread do you butter ?

The right side

Why do people live in houses ?

Because the cat needs a house keeper.

Where do the second matching socks go ?

On your second foot

Why does grated coconut get stuck in your teeth ?

Because it's nuts

Where do flies go in winter?

They go ski-ing in Les Trois Vallées

Why do you never see an oligarch on a bike?

Because it got stolen

Why did the Romans build such straight roads?

So they don’t have to go round the bent

Why does is always rain when you hang washing up outside and you go out

Should be bend not bent

Because if there was lightning it would all catch fire.

Why do snails have shells?

Because they are envious of tortoises.

Why do elephants never forget?