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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

Ali08 Fri 05-Jul-24 05:14:24

Because they're learning to parachute so they have to know how to jump out of planes.

What's for dinner?

henetha Tue 02-Jul-24 23:17:49

Not all are, some are going to vote Labour.

Why do fleas jump?

Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 15:56:27

Because thy don't have opposable thumbs


Why are mothers in law always right?

Llamas99 Sun 30-Jun-24 09:14:07

Because they are on their way to the zoo!

Why are some people unable
to play the kazoo?

Bumface Sat 29-Jun-24 19:48:56

It is easier to pick her nose with a stick.


Why do some people prefer tea to coffee?

Llamas99 Sat 29-Jun-24 09:43:31

The second monopoly could not get noticed!

Why does that conductor prefer a stick to a baton?

Ashcombe Fri 28-Jun-24 14:38:07

Because the tide has turned against it.

Why was their only one Monopolies Commission.

Ali08 Thu 27-Jun-24 16:50:48

Because the chickens already had the clucking down to a 'T'.

Why is the sea blue?

Ashcombe Thu 27-Jun-24 07:16:03

Because they want to hitch a lift over the moon.

Why do horses neigh?

Llamas99 Thu 27-Jun-24 00:27:57

Because they can't find a mountaintop to send 'smoke signals'!

Why do cows wave at vehicles passing on the road?

Bumface Wed 26-Jun-24 12:48:18

Because they spend too long in the sun.

Why do guinea pigs squeak?

henetha Wed 26-Jun-24 11:05:36

Because it enjoys running about.

Why do sausages sizzle

Llamas99 Tue 25-Jun-24 09:16:50

Because they are a fair substitute for antennae!

Why does ice cream melt?

Bumface Tue 25-Jun-24 08:30:22

Because I can't get them to do up over my jeans.


Why do rabbits have long ears?

crazyH Tue 25-Jun-24 01:28:03

Because they have nothing to be sad about

Why do I hate wearing skirts?

Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 20:58:35

Because they can't decide which colour to be


Why aren't oranges blue?

Astitchintime Mon 24-Jun-24 16:40:24

So they can tell the cats just how. snooty they are.

Why is a zebra so striped?

Ashcombe Mon 24-Jun-24 16:29:13

Because they're stuck up (......trees sometimes!)

Why can parrots talk?

Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 07:30:11

Because her husband won't come with her.


Why are cats so snooty?

Llamas99 Mon 24-Jun-24 03:08:38

Because they rightly feel superior to humans

Why does my friend bring her monkey to my house?

Ali08 Mon 24-Jun-24 02:05:47

Because we can't hear the seahorses neighing.

Why do dolphins love interactions with humans?

Ashcombe Sun 23-Jun-24 07:37:39

Because they are looking for Lucy’s diamonds

Why do the oceans roar?

henetha Sat 22-Jun-24 10:02:45

If it didn't it would be like unset jelly and run all over the place.

Why do planes stay up in the sky?

Ashcombe Fri 21-Jun-24 22:05:48

Because they can’t find the right tree.

Why does the sun set?

Bumface Fri 21-Jun-24 10:12:20

Because they have given up dying their hair.


Why do dogs bark?