WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because it's made of self-raising flour.

Why are clouds white?

It's quicker than taking the car


Why does the sun rise?

So that they blend in with the grass.

Why does the time fly?

Because it's very hairy.


Why are Irish pillarboxes green?

Because they’ve lost their twinkle.

Why does the moon wax?

It's quicker than going by train.


Why do the stars look down?

Because boys can't.

Why does time fly?

Because you've worn them your way for too long


Why do men grow beards?

So their cats won't jump into their lap during the concert

Why do my shoes want to be worn on the wrong foot?!

To warn people, that their contents can be explosive

Why do ladies always cross their legs , when sitting?

Because neither violas nor violets play very well


Why are British pillarboxes red?

Because they are composing a symphony!

Why do people wear earplugs to listen to viola music?

So that they can go swimming.

Why do sheep keep saying baaa

Because the grass was greener on the other side

Who do elephants have trunks ?

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

Because he had just drunk a whole bottle of vodka

Because the lady with the carving knife was after him.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?

Because the 3 men in a tub have to rub-a-dub-dub!

Why did the mouse run up the clock?

Because it is very selfish


Why is water wet?

So that TV programs don't show on the wrong day!

Why does my phone take only selfies?

A cup of tea. Preferably with the Queen!

Why does a week have 7 days?

😆😆 Because they'd drag along the ground.
(I'm now getting images of snakes with boobs lmao).

What was Paddington Bears favourite drink to go with his marmalade sarnies?

Because it's made with cocoa has beens instead of cocoa beans.

Why don't snakes have nipples?

They have puppeteers working them from above.

Why doesn't American chocolate taste as good as British chocolate?

Because they fancy a take-away!

How do aeroplanes stay up in the sky?