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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

Bumface Thu 06-Jun-24 08:15:23

So it can say how things were better in their day

Why do foxes raid dustbins?

fancythat Wed 05-Jun-24 19:53:49

To show you who's boss.

Why does everything get old?

crazyH Wed 05-Jun-24 16:39:33

Because they don’t know the answers hmmmm

Why does the sun shine when my washing machine has broken-down ?

Bumface Wed 05-Jun-24 16:30:26

Because they set reminders on their phones.


Why do bees hum?

Ali08 Fri 17-May-24 04:45:07

**to

Ali08 Fri 17-May-24 04:44:55

Because the ghosties are playing party games.

What is it like yo be rich?

Llamas99 Wed 15-May-24 23:21:23

Because the Yorks thought of it first!

Why do my chairs switch places every night?

henetha Wed 15-May-24 22:29:34

It tastes like something very expensive.

Why are puddings from Yorkshire?

Ali08 Wed 15-May-24 21:30:58

Because they get bumped on the head at birth.

What does lobster taste like?

Ali08 Mon 13-May-24 13:57:58

Because the rain tastes nicer then.

Why were lampshades invented?

fancythat Fri 10-May-24 11:07:04

So they can kick someone off them better.

Why do a lot of people prefer hot weather to cold weather?

Ali08 Fri 10-May-24 03:54:19

Because you don't build enough snowmen in winter.

Why do horses have 4 legs?

henetha Thu 09-May-24 10:01:43

Because the sun forgets to put his hat on.
Why do I sneeze so much in summer?

Ali08 Tue 07-May-24 11:27:41

Because flowers have lovely scents, especially Freesias.

Why does it have to get that hot in summer?

henetha Sun 05-May-24 10:58:18

Because you go out getting drunk and behaving badly on Saturday nights. grin

Why does Yorkshire pudding rise better with plain flour than with self-raising flour?

crazyH Sun 05-May-24 10:55:35

Because the others are still in the wash .

Why do I always feel lethargic on a Sunday ?

henetha Sun 05-May-24 10:52:41

Reply to Llamas99

Because birds can easily find fish to eat without having to fly far.

Why do elephants all have grey trunks?

welshchrissy Sat 04-May-24 23:21:40

One for us old uns
Why do elephants have big ears
Because noddy won’t pay the ransome

Llamas99 Sat 04-May-24 22:47:19

why, people who love to listen to sirens of course!

Why do people build fish ponds in trees?

Ali08 Fri 26-Apr-24 08:59:41

Because you thought of something better in the previous room so went back for that instead.

Who made up the 'who, why, what, where & was' that police go by when investigating crimes?

biglouis Wed 10-Apr-24 10:22:04

To give hairdressers something to do

Why do I go into another room and then come back without the thing i went in for?

fancythat Tue 09-Apr-24 06:46:17

It reminds her of the dog from 3 doors down.

Why does hair grow?

Llamas99 Mon 08-Apr-24 22:31:00

To help you find the yellow brick road!

Why does my cat take offense at my upside-down Christmas tree?

fancythat Sun 07-Apr-24 16:05:22

They want to join in the drama of it all.

Why is grass green?

biglouis Sun 07-Apr-24 12:54:52

Cats dont need permission because they were chosen to rule

Why do the adverts pop up at tense dramatic moments?