WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because they need to distract you from their mundane competitors.

Where does my cat get permission to choose the programs we view?

Because the prey tease the cat so the cat reciprocates.

Why do those blasted adverts that pop up have to get in my bloomin way?

Because there are other people secretly using it while you are out.

Why do cats tease their prey instead of killing it instantly?

Because if you put a buttercup under the Flutterby's chin it turned yellow meaning it liked butter so became a butterfly.

Why is my bed so uncomfortable lately?

Because you didn't sing well in the first place. Only you thought you did.

Why did someone change the name from Flutterby to Butterfly when there's no butter anywhere near them?

Because you are sitting in a bucket of ice.

Why cant I sing as well as I used to?

Because deodorant washes off in the water

Why do I feel the cold so badly?

Because if they knocked at your door, you would have to get out of bed to hear them.

Why do fish smell so fishy?

Maybe. Or chewing quickly and swallowing? Or swallowing whole😲

Why do the birds start singing right outside my window at 5.30am?

To keep an eye on me and ensure I fulfill my "time I could have spent better" weekly quota.

Is biting the heads off the most humane way to eat jellybabies?

Because you wasted all your coins on lottery tickets

Why am I on GN 24/7 ?

I do!

Why am I not a millionaire?

It organises regular coach trips to my flat, because it can have an undisturbed, relaxing break.

Who loves ya, baby?

It's a fruit of course.

Where does all the dust go?

If we didn't sleep there would be a lot of beds hanging around with nothing to do.

What is Manga?

Yes, cheese ones are best

Why do we need sleep

They ran out of stone.

Do you like doughnuts?

So that people can ride sledges down them in winter

Why are old castles always in ruins?

Because it envies what's growing on the other side of the fence.

Why do we have rolling hills?

It wants to keep up with your electricity bill.

Why is grass green?

Keep well away from the grim reaper.

Why is my gas bill so huge?

Ooops!

What is the secret of immortality?

To prevent a CATastrophe.

So that your umbrella can get some exercise!

Why does my cat curtsy to my neighbor?

Because smoking it made them go loopylou!

Why is rain wet?