WRONG ANSWERS!!

A wall that has got rusty in the rain

How do the little spiders get into my bath?

Because they don't know any good jokes to make you laugh.

What is a walrus?

Everywhere!! Best to cover your nose & mouth

Why do onions make you cry?

No question so will go back to pigs.

Pigs don't like looking up because they might see the flying pigs and be jealous.

Where does fog go?

because they don't like looking up.

Because the moon's just got out the shower. Who wants to see the moon's moon?!

Why can't pigs look up?

Because you are not wearing your glasses

Why does it tend to be cloudy when there is a full moon

Because an army of weasels held it up

Why can't we see the wind?

Because it's your own fault for daring to think that it would stay dry.

Why is the bus always late?

To exercise our jaw muscles

Why does it rain as soon as you put washing out?

Because wagging her head makes her dizzy.

Why do we yawn?

Because if we had four legs, we'd be tables (I'll get my coat 🤣)

Why does my cat wag her tail?

Because if they weren't quick they wouldn't be darting.

Why do we have arms?

Because they like to imitate royalty

Why do mice dart about so quickly?

Because you don't know the difference between weeds and plants!

Why do some people have middle names?

Your toilet has leeks because you planted them

Why do weeds grow better than your plants

AGAA4
We have plates to catch those crumbs that fall from the cookies, so we can pick them up on our fingers and eat every bit.

Why does my toilet leak?

SeaWoozle, you forgot your question. (Like me on another game thread).

Because Michael Fish is an engineer on the side.....

The delivery man waits till he sees you go out then leaves the parcel in a safe place that you can't find.

Why is it always sunny and dry on days when I have to wait in for an engineer.

Because the weather man said it would rain

Why do parcels always come when Im out?

Obvious. You asked a man to empty his pockets before you washed them

Why does it always rain when I wash the windows

Because they don’t realise there’s a vampire next door who’s just returned to catch up with her sleep

Why do I find bits of tissues all over the floor when I take the clothes out of the washing machine

The fairies show them the way

Why does someone always mow the lawn when you want to sleep in?

Because they move somewhere else to annoy you

How do draughts manage to get up the stairs and under my door.