WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because they'd look funny walking on 8 arms.

Why are some people afraid of the dark?

Because they are afraid of heights

Why do spiders have eight legs ?

Because they don't want to be friends anymore

Why can't pigs fly?

Because it's a wimp and won't stand up for itself

Why are my feet cold ?

Because your pet hen keeps pecking your head.

Why is rain wet?

Because fish can swim better than us.

Why does your hair begin to wear thin?

So that you can get more of them in your wardrobe.

Why do I get blisters on my feet?

So that Snow White can find the Seven Dwarfs.

Why are my clothes getting smaller?

Because we dream of Zac Efron and forget about time.

Why is snow white but rain is see through?

So that we can dream about Zac Efron

Why does time go so quickly?

Because we were not born with chimneys in our heads, so the smoke accumulates.

Why do we go to sleep at night?

Because the last time I did you threw a shoe at me.

Why is smoking bad for you?

Because he can't find the balaclava his gran made for him.

Why won't you sing to me?

Because I can't look at myself without a mirror

Why does a king wear a crown?

The #49 will be along any minute now.

Why are you looking at me?

Because the sun is exhausted and must retire early after the summer!

Why is that dratted old age catching up with me?

Oops!

Why are the dark nights getting in sooner?

Because Duffy is on Warwick Avenue

Because the brass band ran off willy-nilly when the lightning began!

And why don't we do the hoky poky these days?

Because the water goes right through and makes the rain in Australia.

Why does thunder follow lightning?

Because Peter Pan didn't want to, so the weeds had to!

Why are sinkholes never full?

No. It will be red because spending so much will put my bank account in trouble.

Why do weeds grow much faster than flowers

It's getting a suntan.

Do you think we'll have a white Christmas this year?

So that you don't get marmalade on your shoe when you accidentally tread on it.

Why does grass go brown in the sun?

Because if it went upwards it would land on the sun and put it out.

Why does marmalade on toast always land on the floor marmalade side down?