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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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VB000 Tue 14-May-24 10:09:09

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May

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GoldenLady Sat 18-May-24 15:10:26

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing

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VB000 Mon 20-May-24 12:25:08

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing
Temps are increasing

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biglouis Mon 20-May-24 12:29:07

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing
Temps are increasing
Yet hose bans will start any day!

My poor little lawn will go brown

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Gwyllt Mon 20-May-24 12:46:42

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown

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GoldenLady Mon 20-May-24 18:56:02

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain

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VB000 Tue 21-May-24 09:29:08

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain
We say "Not again!"

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henetha Tue 21-May-24 09:38:53

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain
We say "Not again!"
It's been wet in country and town.

I'm going out today on a bus

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biglouis Wed 22-May-24 13:58:23

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss

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Gwyllt Wed 22-May-24 14:08:51

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop

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Jane71 Wed 22-May-24 14:13:11

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop
Got off at the shop

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biglouis Thu 23-May-24 00:46:24

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop
Got off at the shop
The driver was quite at a loss

Noisy teens piled on from the school

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Salti Thu 23-May-24 09:18:13

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"

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henetha Thu 23-May-24 10:21:00

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,

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biglouis Thu 23-May-24 11:41:09

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,
They were being ignored

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henetha Fri 24-May-24 10:50:50

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,
They were being ignored
So behaved badly, as a rule.

The driver then stopped and said "Go",

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GoldenLady Fri 24-May-24 15:07:10

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow

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biglouis Fri 24-May-24 17:25:44

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights

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Gwyllt Fri 24-May-24 17:39:24

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights
The boys started fights

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biglouis Sun 26-May-24 00:56:49

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights
The boys started fights
Bloody noses were all on show

Police car stopped, flashed its light

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henetha Sun 26-May-24 10:15:27

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,

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biglouis Sun 26-May-24 12:52:18

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,
Two boys were arrested

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Gwyllt Sun 26-May-24 18:09:07

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,
Two boys were arrested
Both of them protested

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BrightandBreezy Sun 26-May-24 21:41:47

Police car stopped, flashed it's light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight
Two boys were arrested
Both of them protested
But police held onto them tight

They both said the other was wrong

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