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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

crazyH Fri 22-Nov-24 17:39:32

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green
I just love to muse
A place I can choose

VB000 Fri 22-Nov-24 10:16:58

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green
I just love to muse

crazyH Thu 21-Nov-24 22:35:22

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green

GoldenLady Thu 21-Nov-24 16:20:53

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun
A warm place like none
Would make a nice getaway

But sadly, it's only a dream

crazyH Wed 20-Nov-24 16:04:18

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun
A warm place like none

biglouis Wed 20-Nov-24 15:02:58

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun

crazyH Tue 19-Nov-24 22:48:35

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay

Justmeonmyown Tue 19-Nov-24 22:14:11

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm
And no need for alarm
Without any trouble and strife

I’d like a nice long holiday

GoldenLady Tue 19-Nov-24 00:40:06

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm
And no need for alarm

crazyH Tue 19-Nov-24 00:28:49

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm

biglouis Mon 18-Nov-24 23:51:45

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life

Justmeonmyown Mon 18-Nov-24 19:00:53

Sometimes I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused
From being over used
Easier for me to refrain

I simply want a stress free life

biglouis Mon 18-Nov-24 12:36:42

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused
From being over used

VB000 Mon 18-Nov-24 11:53:03

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused

crazyH Mon 18-Nov-24 00:20:06

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train

biglouis Sun 17-Nov-24 23:44:24

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day
Reading what they say
To see what new verse has been born

Sometime I must rack my old brain

crazyH Sun 17-Nov-24 22:26:45

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day
Reading what they say

52bright Sun 17-Nov-24 20:17:37

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day

Justmeonmyown Sun 17-Nov-24 10:33:13

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn

crazyH Sun 17-Nov-24 09:08:44

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile
With a funny line
Others, make me turn face and run

A great place first thing in the morn

52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 22:25:26

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile
With a funny line

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-24 21:32:28

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile

Justmeonmyown Sat 16-Nov-24 21:30:18

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-24 21:25:08

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try
‘Cos we’ve been to different schools

Some lines bring a smile to my face

GoldenLady Sat 16-Nov-24 20:11:39

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try
As if we were still in our schools

Writing a limerick is fun

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