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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Indigo8 Wed 30-Oct-24 12:30:32

A single life leaves me so free
Perhaps I will just let things be

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biglouis Wed 30-Oct-24 12:00:21

Footloose and fancy free, I am
My quest now is to find a man
Or maybe I'll wait
And accept my fate
Is not to be pushing a pram

A single life leaves me so free

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henetha Wed 30-Oct-24 11:24:03

Footloose and fancy free, I am
My quest now is to find a man
Or maybe I'll wait
And accept my fate

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Indigo8 Wed 30-Oct-24 10:50:18

Footloose and fancy free, I am
My quest now is to find a man
Or maybe I'll wait

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-24 10:08:07

Footloose and fancy free, I am
My quest now is to find a man

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VB000 Wed 30-Oct-24 09:33:00

He threatened he would disown me
And out of the house he has thrown me
But I do not care
It was no fun there
Better without him to "own me"

Footloose and fancy free, I am

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52bright Tue 29-Oct-24 17:58:12

He threatened he would disown me
And out of the house he has thrown me
But I do not care
It was no fun there

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Indigo8 Tue 29-Oct-24 16:39:06

He threatened he would disown me
And out of the house he has thrown me
But I do not care

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Oct-24 14:41:51

He threatened he would disown me
And out of the house he has thrown me

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crazyH Tue 29-Oct-24 13:30:28

All that is a thing of the past
I'm too busy having a blast
I have burnt my bra
Which horrified my ma
And my Pa was truly aghast

He threatened he would disown me

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biglouis Tue 29-Oct-24 13:23:48

All that is a thing of the past
I'm too busy having a blas
I have burnt my bra
Which horrified my ma

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crazyH Tue 29-Oct-24 10:40:32

All that is a thing of the past
I'm too busy having a blas
I have burnt my bra

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VB000 Tue 29-Oct-24 10:35:54

All that is a thing of the past
I'm too busy having a blast

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 20:19:47

I think that Autumn is just great
But the dark evenings I do hate
When the clocks do go back
And warmth I do lack
I used to dread cleaning the grate

All that is a thing of the past

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Justmeonmyown Mon 28-Oct-24 20:08:56

I think that Autumn is just great
But the dark evenings I do hate
When the clocks do go back
And warmth I do lack

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 18:26:26

I think that autumn is just great
But the dark evenings I do hate

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Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 17:31:53

But oh, Ive got bills to pay
But don't think I can Till next May
I'll save all my money
Austerity aint funny
It's tricky to just pay your way

I think that autumn is just great

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biglouis Mon 28-Oct-24 14:48:57

But oh, Ive got bill to pay
But don't think I can till next May
I'll save my money
Austerity aint funny

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Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 14:21:27

But oh, Ive got bill to pay
But don't think I can till next May
I'll save my money

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henetha Mon 28-Oct-24 11:42:50

But oh, I've got bills now to pay,
But don't think I can till next May,

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biglouis Sun 27-Oct-24 12:27:35

I fancy a spa day quite soon
With wine chilling out by the pool
Massage booked for three
And then herbal tea
Relaxing is something quite cool

But oh, Ive got bills now to pay

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Indigo8 Sun 27-Oct-24 09:49:00

I fancy a spa day quite soon
With wine chilling out by the pool
Massage booked for three
And then herbal tea

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Bellanonna Sat 26-Oct-24 20:43:10

I fancy a spa day quite soon
With wine chilling out by the pool
Massage booked for three

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52bright Sat 26-Oct-24 19:12:02

I fancy a spa day quite soon
With wine chilling out by the pool

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crazyH Sat 26-Oct-24 18:43:01

I fancy a spa day quite soon
A back massage will be a boon

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