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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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GoldenLady Thu 10-Oct-24 14:56:18

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk
I wish he could talk

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biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 11:08:31

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk

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Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 14:42:18

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Oct-24 13:59:56

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever
Mine loves to ride in the car

By the window, he's sniffing the air

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 13:14:50

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever

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Indigo8 Tue 08-Oct-24 13:37:36

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever

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biglouis Tue 08-Oct-24 10:41:36

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far

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henetha Tue 08-Oct-24 10:38:29

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn,
Get one yourself is my advice.

What loyal companions dogs are,

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biglouis Mon 07-Oct-24 11:09:13

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn

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VB000 Mon 07-Oct-24 09:20:32

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm

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Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:35:22

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Oct-24 16:32:39

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run
And find a safe refuge somehow

My neighbor's pet poodle looks nice

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biglouis Sun 06-Oct-24 13:36:10

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run

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52bright Sun 06-Oct-24 00:26:04

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun

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crazyH Sat 05-Oct-24 21:30:15

I’m getting away from here now
I’d rather be chased by a cow

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Bellanonna Sat 05-Oct-24 18:30:59

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws
What terrifies me most is that roar!

I’m getting away from here now

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biglouis Sat 05-Oct-24 09:18:07

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws

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Indigo8 Fri 04-Oct-24 21:36:12

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws

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52bright Fri 04-Oct-24 21:00:51

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor

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crazyH Fri 04-Oct-24 15:46:11

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath
Think I’ll run and hide in the loo

Help! I hear him roar by the door

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Oct-24 13:31:44

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath

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biglouis Fri 04-Oct-24 12:18:39

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth

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henetha Fri 04-Oct-24 10:33:25

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,

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Bellanonna Fri 04-Oct-24 10:26:13

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track
And at times I give them a squeeze

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo

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52bright Thu 03-Oct-24 23:23:31

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track

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