More Lame Limericks

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold
And haunted, I’m told

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold
And haunted, I’m told
The mist got into my throat

Now the sea has got stormy I fear

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man
With a very deep tan

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man
With a very deep tan
Hauled me up saying, “Hello my dear”.

But enough of the sea for a while

But enough of the sea for a while
Prefer land by a country mile

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile,

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile,
There are ponies nearby

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile
There are ponies nearby
And larks sing on high

But enough of the sea for a while
When i'm climbing over a stile
There are ponies nearby
And larks sing on high
Just like it is in Country File

I went to an animal fair

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay

I went to an animal
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay
A feeble display

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay
A feeble display
I started to cry in despair

Then I found a fair in the park

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train
Screamed a lot (I’m a pain!)

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train
Screamed a lot (I'm in pain)
I had been bitten by a shark

Ghost train had run into the sea

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there, waiting!

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there waiting
I was debating

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there waiting
As I was debating
He then made a beeline for me

I struck at his nose with a rock

I struck at his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock