More Lame Limericks

Guess what , had a blast from the past
And I thought it never would last
Said I was his ‘love’
All others above
I really was so aghast !

And then I forgot his first name

Guess what , had a blast from the past
And I thought it never would last
Said I was his ‘love’
All others above

Guess what , had a blast from the past
And I thought it never would last
Said I was his ‘love’

Guess what , had a blast from the past
And I thought it never would last

I am the local nightingale
Walk out of pub I will you hail
I haunt Berkeley Square
(Is anyone here?)
GL I’m here, I haven’t bailed.

Guess what , had a blast from the past

I am the local nightingale
Walk out of pub I will you hail
I haunt Berkeley Square
(Is anyone here?)

I am the local nightingale
Walk out of pub I will you hail
I haunt Berkeley Square

I am the local nightingale
Walk out of pub I will you hail

That's the only word that would rhyme
But we're still having a good time
Our muse took a break
So a limerick I'll fake
Or a sweet love song , I shall mime

I am the local nightingale

That's the only word that would rhyme
But we're still having a good time
Our muse took a break
So a limerick I'll fake

That's the only word that would rhyme
But we're still having a good time
Our muse took a break

That's the only word that would rhyme
But we're still having a good time

English is certainly strange
No reason, rules just seem to change
Verbs and adjectives
Cause us to want pills
The kind that are sold at the grange

That's the only word that would rhyme

English is certainly strange
No reason, rules just seem to change
Verbs and adjectives
Cause us to want pills

English is certainly strange
No reason, rules just seem to change
Verbs and adjectives

English is certainly strange
No reason, rules just seem to change

Of amphibians I've had enough
The've made the rhyming a bit rough
The spelling's odd, too
I agree with you
I've had enuff of this stough!

English is certainly strange

Of amphibians I've had enough
The've made the rhyming a bit rough
The spelling's odd, too
I agree with you

Of amphibians I've had enough
The've made the rhyming a bit rough
The spelling's odd, too

Of amphibians I've had enough
The've made the rhyming a bit rough

She blew him a kiss and then left
He looked very sad and bereft
But he spotted a frog
They went for a jog
And dare I say, they then effed?

Of amphibians I've had enough

She blew him a kiss and then left
He looked very sad and bereft
But he spotted a frog
They went for a jog

She blew him a kiss and then left
He looked very sad and bereft
But he spotted a frog

She blew him a kiss and then left
He looked very sad and bereft

He posed cross leg on his white stool
Then dived into the murky pool
Snail thought he was fit
She liked his quick wit
But thought he was rather a mule

She blew him a kiss and then left